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Cheap Striker and Goalie Options

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Since there is a thread on cheap winger and CB, might as well complete the choice for strikers/forwards and goalies. Mind you these are for the 'just-in-case-our-first-choice-gets-crocked" situation.

Goalie: Sorensen

Forward: Davies of BW
 
Ruud van nistlerooy. Failing that, if he passed a STRINGENT medical, christian vieri
 
Cavalieri is a super back up goalie. Talented and doesnt moan about never playing. He's perfect.
I would have gone for Mido if he werent such a jeb. Or Kevin Doyle.
 
I'm going to keep saying Ross McCormack of cardiff until someone listens.

He wouldn't be a direct replacement for Torres if Torres picked up an injury because he is more of a Dalglish type forward but he would probably form a very decent forward partnership with Kuyt.
 
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=35177.msg922271#msg922271 date=1249971390]
Since there is a thread on cheap winger and CB, might as well complete the choice for strikers/forwards and goalies. Mind you these are for the 'just-in-case-our-first-choice-gets-crocked" situation.

Goalie: Sorensen

Forward: Davies of BW
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I think you'd have to go some way to find two worse suggestions than that to be fair.
 
Viduka is available on a free I know he's a tosser but with been captain of his country in a world cup year he would have a lot to prove. He has the skill and when on form he's as good as anyone at holding the ball up and bringing others into play.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=35177.msg922305#msg922305 date=1249976461]
I think you'd have to go some way to find two worse suggestions than that to be fair.
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You spoke too soon.

[quote author=Irish_Red link=topic=35177.msg922331#msg922331 date=1249979531]
Viduka is available on a free I know he's a tosser but with been captain of his country in a world cup year he would have a lot to prove. He has the skill and when on form he's as good as anyone at holding the ball up and bringing others into play.
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[quote author=keniget link=topic=35177.msg922333#msg922333 date=1249979748]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=35177.msg922305#msg922305 date=1249976461]
I think you'd have to go some way to find two worse suggestions than that to be fair.
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You spoke too soon.

[quote author=Irish_Red link=topic=35177.msg922331#msg922331 date=1249979531]
Viduka is available on a free I know he's a tosser but with been captain of his country in a world cup year he would have a lot to prove. He has the skill and when on form he's as good as anyone at holding the ball up and bringing others into play.
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I've heard worse than Viduka though.

We should start a "Would you look at what that dumbcunt suggested" thread...

Cattermole
Viduka
Sorensen
Campbell
Davies
Butt

Any others?
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=35177.msg922305#msg922305 date=1249976461]
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=35177.msg922271#msg922271 date=1249971390]
Since there is a thread on cheap winger and CB, might as well complete the choice for strikers/forwards and goalies. Mind you these are for the 'just-in-case-our-first-choice-gets-crocked" situation.

Goalie: Sorensen

Forward: Davies of BW
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I think you'd have to go some way to find two worse suggestions than that to be fair.
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Rememeber it must be both CHEAP decent-ish. Cant have it Cheap and Good mind.
 
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=35177.msg922338#msg922338 date=1249980514]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=35177.msg922305#msg922305 date=1249976461]
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=35177.msg922271#msg922271 date=1249971390]
Since there is a thread on cheap winger and CB, might as well complete the choice for strikers/forwards and goalies. Mind you these are for the 'just-in-case-our-first-choice-gets-crocked" situation.

Goalie: Sorensen

Forward: Davies of BW
[/quote]

I think you'd have to go some way to find two worse suggestions than that to be fair.
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Rememeber it must be both CHEAP decent-ish. Cant have it Cheap and Good mind.
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Tell me how signing Sorensen and Davies would help us?
 
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=35177.msg922347#msg922347 date=1249981344]
Kevin fucking Davies. Fucking hell. I'd rather eat shit than have that cunt play for Liverpool.
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What about Thomas Sorensen? What would you eat to stop him playing for us?
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=35177.msg922348#msg922348 date=1249981484]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=35177.msg922347#msg922347 date=1249981344]
Kevin fucking Davies. Fucking hell. I'd rather eat shit than have that cunt play for Liverpool.
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What about Thomas Sorensen? What would you eat to stop him playing for us?
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Some of Skully's esoteric food. Or whatever the fuck it is.
 
Why do we need another keeper? Just because Benitez normally buys at least one a year doesn't mean he SHOULD! Worrying about how good our third choice fucking keeper might be is taking caution way too far.

If we need to buy a striker (and in my opinion it certainly wouldn't hurt) then rule number one is that he should at least be better than Voronin. So Kevin Davies doesn't qualify. Sorry.
 
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=35177.msg922351#msg922351 date=1249981717]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=35177.msg922348#msg922348 date=1249981484]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=35177.msg922347#msg922347 date=1249981344]
Kevin fucking Davies. Fucking hell. I'd rather eat shit than have that cunt play for Liverpool.
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What about Thomas Sorensen? What would you eat to stop him playing for us?
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Some of Skully's esoteric food. Or whatever the fuck it is.
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i.e. not potatoes.
 
[quote author=Richey link=topic=35177.msg922354#msg922354 date=1249981923]
Why do we need another keeper? Just because Benitez normally buys at least one a year doesn't mean he SHOULD! Worrying about how good our third choice fucking keeper might be is taking caution way too far.

If we need to buy a striker (and in my opinion it certainly wouldn't hurt) then rule number one is that he should at least be better than Voronin. So Kevin Davies doesn't qualify. Sorry.
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That hulk guy looked good against United. He wouldn't be too expensive would he?
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=35177.msg922346#msg922346 date=1249981189]
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=35177.msg922338#msg922338 date=1249980514]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=35177.msg922305#msg922305 date=1249976461]
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=35177.msg922271#msg922271 date=1249971390]
Since there is a thread on cheap winger and CB, might as well complete the choice for strikers/forwards and goalies. Mind you these are for the 'just-in-case-our-first-choice-gets-crocked" situation.

Goalie: Sorensen

Forward: Davies of BW
[/quote]

I think you'd have to go some way to find two worse suggestions than that to be fair.
[/quote]

Rememeber it must be both CHEAP decent-ish. Cant have it Cheap and Good mind.
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Tell me how signing Sorensen and Davies would help us?
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Why not? These are afterall back-ups, not first choice. Statiscally they have performed year in year out for the last few years in the PL.

Remember this thread is hypothetical. Tell me who you would like then hypothetically. Must be cheap and decent enough (ie acceptable to all the moaners here with regards to price and performance).
 
[quote author=Richey link=topic=35177.msg922354#msg922354 date=1249981923]
Why do we need another keeper? Just because Benitez normally buys at least one a year doesn't mean he SHOULD! Worrying about how good our third choice fucking keeper might be is taking caution way too far.

If we need to buy a striker (and in my opinion it certainly wouldn't hurt) then rule number one is that he should at least be better than Voronin. So Kevin Davies doesn't qualify. Sorry.
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I am sure there are some who are unhappy with our back up goalie. Just in case, put in your name for a goalie you would like. Remember it has to be cheap and decent. Nobody is saying we are going to buy for sure....

Voronin, Ngog, Babel, Nemeth have been written off by some here, so who do you think is better and just as cheap?
 
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=35177.msg922379#msg922379 date=1249982731]
[quote author=Richey link=topic=35177.msg922354#msg922354 date=1249981923]
Why do we need another keeper? Just because Benitez normally buys at least one a year doesn't mean he SHOULD! Worrying about how good our third choice fucking keeper might be is taking caution way too far.

If we need to buy a striker (and in my opinion it certainly wouldn't hurt) then rule number one is that he should at least be better than Voronin. So Kevin Davies doesn't qualify. Sorry.
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I am sure there are some who are unhappy with our back up goalie. Just in case, put in your name for a goalie you would like. Remember it has to be cheap and decent. Nobody is saying we are going to buy for sure....

Voronin, Ngog, Babel, Nemeth have been written off by some here, so who do you think is better and just as cheap?
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Regarding keepers, I am perfectly happy with our back up keeper as I doubt he will even play very much and when he has he has seemed competent enough. We also have God knows how many young keepers who can probably do a job in an emergency. So I am really not best placed to comment.

Regarding strikers, that is my point. I can't think of a cheapo striker who would make much of a difference to our squad. Owen would have been worth getting but obviously that's now out of the question. If we are going to buy a striker that will improve our squad then he will need to be a decent onem, which means he will cost money.
 
[quote author=Richey link=topic=35177.msg922386#msg922386 date=1249983267]
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=35177.msg922379#msg922379 date=1249982731]
[quote author=Richey link=topic=35177.msg922354#msg922354 date=1249981923]
Why do we need another keeper? Just because Benitez normally buys at least one a year doesn't mean he SHOULD! Worrying about how good our third choice fucking keeper might be is taking caution way too far.

If we need to buy a striker (and in my opinion it certainly wouldn't hurt) then rule number one is that he should at least be better than Voronin. So Kevin Davies doesn't qualify. Sorry.
[/quote]

I am sure there are some who are unhappy with our back up goalie. Just in case, put in your name for a goalie you would like. Remember it has to be cheap and decent. Nobody is saying we are going to buy for sure....

Voronin, Ngog, Babel, Nemeth have been written off by some here, so who do you think is better and just as cheap?
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Regarding keepers, I am perfectly happy with our back up keeper as I doubt he will even play very much and when he has he has seemed competent enough. We also have God knows how many young keepers who can probably do a job in an emergency. So I am really not best placed to comment.

Regarding strikers, that is my point. I can't think of a cheapo striker who would make much of a difference to our squad. Owen would have been worth getting but obviously that's now out of the question. If we are going to buy a striker that will improve our squad then he will need to be a decent onem, which means he will cost money.
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That is good to know that we don't need no new goalie. So you think we really need to spunk whatever we have on one great striker/winger. Who might that be?
 
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=35177.msg922379#msg922379 date=1249982731] put in your name for a goalie you would like. [/quote]

Diego Cavalieri.
 
Oh, and along with Kevin Davies being a disaster of a choice, he opened my local McDonalds and has a plaque on the wall.

No thanks.
 
[quote author=userred1 link=topic=35177.msg922767#msg922767 date=1250028184]
darren bent proven goal scorer but a bit of an arse
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"Re: Cheap Striker and Goalie Options"

Ahem.
 
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=35177.msg922765#msg922765 date=1250028016]
And one final thought.... if cheap enough then Dean Ashton.
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We have enough crocks already
 
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=35177.msg922807#msg922807 date=1250033375]
Oh, and Gudjonnsen, or someone like jan koller.
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Gudjonnsen and RVN , are good shouts

regards
 
Why we haven't tried for RVN is beyond me. Proven goal scorer whereva he has been. Yes he maybe injury prone for a rummoured 2.5mil well worth a punt.
 
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