(Shamlessly stolen from another site. It could be comedy gold if you lot put your mind to it though)
Simply change one letter of a footballer’s name to make something new and infinitely more amusing. For example:
Robin van Persil - Dutch washing powder thief
Kevin Moron - Not terribly intelligent centre-half
Go...
Simply change one letter of a footballer’s name to make something new and infinitely more amusing. For example:
Robin van Persil - Dutch washing powder thief
Kevin Moron - Not terribly intelligent centre-half
Go...