Caption Time

[LeTallecWiz]

 

[Ryan]

"We all have shit hair and shit clothes"

Do I win?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

"We all have shit hair and shit clothes"

Do I win?

So far, you're #1 in the list mate ...

 

[6TimesaRed]

'Fuck this football malarky.. lets start our own boyband and give One Direction a run for their money...'

 

[6TimesaRed]

oi Alberto is that a Catapiller on your top lip ???.

 

[StevieM]

The LFC re-make of Resevoir Dogs was certainly more colorful than the original.

 

[gkmacca]

"You know that Ian Ayre? He funny guy - he told me they have the number 69 available!"

"Ha! He told me the same! 69!!"

"Me too! Ha ha ha - 69! Really funny guy!"

 

[6TimesaRed]

and then they went and appointed David Moyes as their manager..

 

[Leo]

"I can't stop smiling"
Today is the day we get to meet Kolo Toure.

 

[BlitzAce]

"Philippe you know where we're going"

"Umm it's this way no ummm"

"So you dont know hahaha"

"hahahaha no"

 

[Athens]

So I heard about this great game that they have here, at the start of the match someone has a pound coin...

 

[dantes]

Iago, why do you wear the same shirt you had last week?

 

[keniget]

Liverpool fans think they're going to get Mkhitaryan.

 

[Judge Jules]

Louis Vuitton unveil their new man-bag ad.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

. . . and then so I said, "This thing ain't gonna suck itself."

 

[the_khl]

"...and then they changed his name to Titus Bramble"

 

[gkmacca]

"What did he mean, 'Don't be in envelope'?? What is envelope??"

"I think it is an animal. With horns. They can bite you, maybe even eat you. I see it on nature programme'.

"There are wild animals where we train?"

"I am glad he warned us".

 

[6TimesaRed]

Aspas - Did you watch channel 4's documentary, 'The man with 10 stone testicles' the other night ?

Alberto (Shrugs) - 'I know nothing'

Coutinho - ...Yeh I did, apparently the next programme will be about John Terry's mum, 'The woman with the 15 stone cunt'.

Alberto - (in Manuel type accent) - ' I'm from Barcelona... kay ??? '

 

[Whirly]

The pavement is so much more exciting here...

 

[gene hughes]

Who's the guy on the right?

 

[#roadred]

Iago: What? Just shower gel and toothbrush, no fresh undies?
Alberto: No, Phillipe said we don't wear undies.
Phillipe: No, hee hee, Brendan doesn't like undies.

 

[Shadey]

'standing on the cracks between the pavements is bad look' this means we won't win the league now..

 

[gkmacca]

...And then, on top of all of that cake, ice cream and whipped cream, Kolo went and put a great big cherry on top!

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

...And then, on top of all of that cake, ice cream and whipped cream, Kolo went and put a great big cherry on top!

.. And so then I says, "This thing ain't gonna suck itself".

 

[Whirly]

Jose is not impressed

 

[LeTallecWiz]

 

[Holle]

Racist.

 

[Lastboyscout]

Even the training kit is fucking horrible...

 

[Red Astaire]

Watashi no chin chin desu, Anatowa itai des ka?

 

[gkmacca]

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