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Bullets dodged

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King Binny

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In terms of signings?

Sylvain Marveaux is definitely one. Out until Feb with torn hamstring injury.

Scott Dann seems like another one now, both because of the form of Agger-Skrtel, as well as his apparent injury jinx.

Blackburn defender Scott Dann will be out for six weeks after he ruptured a testicle during their defeat to West Brom on Saturday which added further pressure on beleagured manager Steve Kean.

Kean said: "Our physio cannot believe it. He has two players out with problems that he has never come across before in all of his years experience. Scott Dann has come in and played so well to replace Phil Jones, but in our last match he was hurt and it now transpires he will be out for six weeks with a ruptured testicle."
 
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=47988.msg1447264#msg1447264 date=1324324534]
fucking pussies the lot of you ... i rupture my testicles all the time, and they like it.
[/quote]Covering your testicles with marmite and allowing the dog to suck them clean does NOT class as rupturing LTW.
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=47988.msg1447268#msg1447268 date=1324324770]
Conor Wickham?
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Early days but all those posters who were moaning about how amateurish we were for getting priced out of the move probably feel a bit stupid now. He's hardly pulled up trees, so far we're looking right to have not not allowed ourselves to get stung. Shame we didn't apply the same logic to others, but anyway..
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=47988.msg1447265#msg1447265 date=1324324653]
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=47988.msg1447264#msg1447264 date=1324324534]
fucking pussies the lot of you ... i rupture my testicles all the time, and they like it.
[/quote]Covering your testicles with marmite and allowing the dog to suck them clean does NOT class as rupturing LTW.
[/quote]

... but what about with peanut butter?
 
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=47988.msg1447285#msg1447285 date=1324325488]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=47988.msg1447265#msg1447265 date=1324324653]
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=47988.msg1447264#msg1447264 date=1324324534]
fucking pussies the lot of you ... i rupture my testicles all the time, and they like it.
[/quote]Covering your testicles with marmite and allowing the dog to suck them clean does NOT class as rupturing LTW.
[/quote]

... but what about with peanut butter?
[/quote]
Chunky or smooth?
 
[quote author=athensruairi link=topic=47988.msg1447289#msg1447289 date=1324325752]
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=47988.msg1447285#msg1447285 date=1324325488]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=47988.msg1447265#msg1447265 date=1324324653]
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=47988.msg1447264#msg1447264 date=1324324534]
fucking pussies the lot of you ... i rupture my testicles all the time, and they like it.
[/quote]Covering your testicles with marmite and allowing the dog to suck them clean does NOT class as rupturing LTW.
[/quote]

... but what about with peanut butter?
[/quote]
Chunky or smooth?
[/quote]

honey nut roasted
 
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=47988.msg1447291#msg1447291 date=1324325816]
[quote author=athensruairi link=topic=47988.msg1447289#msg1447289 date=1324325752]
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=47988.msg1447285#msg1447285 date=1324325488]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=47988.msg1447265#msg1447265 date=1324324653]
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=47988.msg1447264#msg1447264 date=1324324534]
fucking pussies the lot of you ... i rupture my testicles all the time, and they like it.
[/quote]Covering your testicles with marmite and allowing the dog to suck them clean does NOT class as rupturing LTW.
[/quote]

... but what about with peanut butter?
[/quote]
Chunky or smooth?
[/quote]

honey nut roasted
[/quote]
Now you're talking!
 
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=47988.msg1447264#msg1447264 date=1324324534]
fucking pussies the lot of you ... i rupture my testicles all the time, and they like it.
[/quote]

Hahaha
 
[quote author=athensruairi link=topic=47988.msg1447289#msg1447289 date=1324325752]
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=47988.msg1447285#msg1447285 date=1324325488]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=47988.msg1447265#msg1447265 date=1324324653]
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=47988.msg1447264#msg1447264 date=1324324534]
fucking pussies the lot of you ... i rupture my testicles all the time, and they like it.
[/quote]Covering your testicles with marmite and allowing the dog to suck them clean does NOT class as rupturing LTW.
[/quote]

... but what about with peanut butter?
[/quote]
Chunky or smooth?
[/quote]You kinky bastard!!
 
[quote author=Kenny4PM link=topic=47988.msg1447284#msg1447284 date=1324325473]
Yeah considering the money involved Wickham and Dann seem to be great shouts.
[/quote]
Good shouts maybe, but we failed to dodge a £35m Andy Carroll sized bullet so it really doesn't matter.
 
[quote author=vantage link=topic=47988.msg1447354#msg1447354 date=1324329262]
[quote author=Kenny4PM link=topic=47988.msg1447284#msg1447284 date=1324325473]
Yeah considering the money involved Wickham and Dann seem to be great shouts.
[/quote]
Good shouts maybe, but we failed to dodge a £35m Andy Carroll sized bullet so it really doesn't matter.
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Lol. True mate, a case of "could've been much worse" though
 
[quote author=Binny link=topic=47988.msg1447370#msg1447370 date=1324329813]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=47988.msg1447354#msg1447354 date=1324329262]
[quote author=Kenny4PM link=topic=47988.msg1447284#msg1447284 date=1324325473]
Yeah considering the money involved Wickham and Dann seem to be great shouts.
[/quote]
Good shouts maybe, but we failed to dodge a £35m Andy Carroll sized bullet so it really doesn't matter.
[/quote]

Lol. True mate, a case of "could've been much worse" though
[/quote]

exactly

we could have ruptured a testicle
 
[quote author=Binny link=topic=47988.msg1447370#msg1447370 date=1324329813]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=47988.msg1447354#msg1447354 date=1324329262]
[quote author=Kenny4PM link=topic=47988.msg1447284#msg1447284 date=1324325473]
Yeah considering the money involved Wickham and Dann seem to be great shouts.
[/quote]
Good shouts maybe, but we failed to dodge a £35m Andy Carroll sized bullet so it really doesn't matter.
[/quote]

Lol. True mate, a case of "could've been much worse" though
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Those 2 bullets dodged were miniscule compared to the one that hit us squarely between the eyes.....
 
It was scary we were even tempted by some of those names , including some we signed .
 
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