Bobby Madley has quit as a premier league referee to focus on bothering Jack Russell's.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45213615
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45213615
He quit as a referee because of a change in 'personal circumstances'. Appaz there's a video of him shagging a Jack Russell.What is this story?!
How weird.He quit as a referee because of a change in 'personal circumstances'. Appaz there's a video of him shagging a Jack Russell.
The ex England wicket keeper?He quit as a referee because of a change in 'personal circumstances'. Appaz there's a video of him shagging a Jack Russell.
I know. I mean, if you were going to shag a dog at least shag one that's a bit more feminine, perhaps something like a poodle or an Afghan. Not a bloody Jack Russell. It has a man's name, for fuck's sake.How weird.
England had a dog for a wicket keeper? Surely catching a cricket ball would break its teeth.The ex England wicket keeper?
I know. I mean, if you were going to shag a dog at least shag one that's a bit more feminine, perhaps something like a poodle or an Afghan. Not a bloody Jack Russell. It has a man's name, for fuck's sake.
How weird.
224 in dog years though.He's 32? In Nigerian terms yes?
On the other side, if you are chased and hounded around by an abusive Rooney the best part of an afternoon you might decide to hit back at a fellow dog.
Please tell me you meant that. 😉
It may be true it may not. Apparently started on Twitter by some 'fan' from the North East and went viral. Would be weird if he had let anyone film him even if true though!How weird.
Please tell me you meant that. 😉
It may be true it may not. Apparently started on Twitter by some 'fan' from the North East and went viral. Would be weird if he had let anyone film him even if true though!
Probably didn't fancy crowds barking at him for the next 20 yearsWhy would he quit over a totally unsubstantiated and incredibly outlandish rumour that was entirely made up?
Can you imagine the chants?Probably didn't fancy crowds barking at him for the next 20 years
"How much is that doggy in the windowCan you imagine the chants?
Who's the bastard in the black Labrador?
A reworking of Billy Connolly's D.IV.O.R.C.E could work."How much is that doggy in the window
The one with the sexy tight arse"
Not going to quiff.Why would he quit over a totally unsubstantiated and incredibly outlandish rumour that was entirely made up?
I said nothingHe's 32? In Nigerian terms yes?