Blue Shite Back Four vs. Liverpool Strikers

[Dirkus_Circus]

 

[Mors]

Fucking hell that's grim

 

[Red Astaire]

Thanks for that @Dirkus_Circus - Your skills in creating a positive mood for the evening are unparalleled.

*Heads off to freezer to fetch the hagan daz salted caramel ice cream*

 

[hmmmmm1]

Pretty depressing

 

[6TimesaRed]

Thanks for that @Dirkus_Circus - Your skills in creating a positive mood for the evening are unparalleled.

*Heads off to freezer to fetch the hagan daz salted caramel ice cream*

Go to Aldi and get their version.. A lot cheaper but just as nice.. Pralines and salted Carmel...

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Could be worse. We could be as shit as Everton.

 

[mark1975]

It's ok, our most expensive striker defends like an Everton defender.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Thanks for that @Dirkus_Circus - Your skills in creating a positive mood for the evening are unparalleled.

*Heads off to freezer to fetch the hagan daz salted caramel ice cream*

Sorry mate, look on the bright side...even with the above stats LFC are still five spots above Everton in the table.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Shiiiiiiiiite that's tragic.

Goes to show with a decent striker never a great one we could be back in the mix for top 4 next year.

 

[walesnj]

It may be the case, but surprisingly we are still above them in the league. It doesn't say much for the rest of their team

 

[Roopy]

Quite possibly one of the most depressing stats I've ever read.

 

[gene hughes]

I can't open it

 

[King Binny]

LIVERPOOL'S LEAGUE GOALS
2013-14 31: Suarez. 22: Sturridge. 13: Gerrard. 9: Sterling. 7: Skrtel. 4: Coutinho, Henderson. 2: Agger. 1: Moses, Sakho, Allen, Flanagan. Own goals: 5. Total: 101.

2014-15 7: Sterling. 6: Gerrard, Henderson. 4: Coutinho, Sturridge, Lallana. 2: Lambert, Markovic, Moreno. 1: Balotelli, Johnson, Can, Allen, Borini, Skrtel. Own goals: 4. Total: 47.

 

[mark1975]

Our strikers this season though have consisted of a permanently injured top player, Borini and Lambert scrapping for 5 minute cameo's and Mario being Mario, ie permanently offside and a completely thick lazy cunt.

Everton's top goalscorer in the Premiership this season and "specialist" striker Romelu Lukaku has scored just one more goal than our makeshift striker who is actually a 19 year old winger.