Bellers on Charlie Adam

[Glen C]

 

[Fabio]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


@Modo

 

[Woland]

Hahaha.

 

[Oncy]

Thats amazing.
This cunts wank!!!

 

[Skullflower]

king dogleish and his boss signings

 

[Modo]

Hahahahahahaha...I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.

 

[ILD]

Hahahahahah.

Also LOL at, "I wish him well", thrown in at the end.

I liked Chuck Adam. He did seem to 'care' when he did play.

 

[Skullflower]

he's the fat, drunk, vomity, scottish alonso

 

[Woland]

He was good at twatting people. I especially liked it when he twatted Balotelli and Bale.

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

I can't see in work. SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!!

 

[Woland]

I can't see in work. SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!!

In today's final extract from his new book, Craig Bellamy tells of how he was alarmed at the beginning of his new adventure at Liverpool when he saw Charlie Adam in training for the first time.
I met Charlie a couple of times before pre-season training began, and he seemed a nice lad.
He wasn't the brightest but then footballers rarely are. I consider myself to be among the cleverer footballers around.
Charlie is a true Scot, and he loves his beer. It's all he ever talked about at the start, having had a brutal close season with a series of lads holidays abroad.
Charlie wasn't a shy lad and told the squad all about his escapades, including vomiting into the swimming pool at 2pm one afternoon.
He was a fat bastard too, Charlie, and he could eat for Scotland.
Some of the lads called him 'Rab', after the TV comedy character Rab C Nesbitt.
The first day at training and Charlie had a 'mare. He couldn't control the ball to save his life, couldn't get his breath and kept falling over while trying to run with the ball.
Players are always judging others, never more so than on the first day - first impressions count and though some of the lads found it hilarious, most were not impressed.
"Who's this cunt?", one respected player said to me.
"I can't believe we've signed this useless cunt", said another.
While one of the club's iconic players said to me, "I'd played against him last season and I knew he was shite, you're gonna need to step it up this season, Craig - cos this cunt's wank."
Charlie didn't have the best of seasons and he was sold on to Stoke. I wish him well.

 

[Cerberus]

He

He was good at twatting people. I especially liked it when he twatted Balotelli and Bale.

He learned from the Boris Johnson school of tackling.

 

[Hansern]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

In today's final extract from his new book, Craig Bellamy tells of how he was alarmed at the beginning of his new adventure at Liverpool when he saw Charlie Adam in training for the first time.
I met Charlie a couple of times before pre-season training began, and he seemed a nice lad.
He wasn't the brightest but then footballers rarely are. I consider myself to be among the cleverer footballers around.
Charlie is a true Scot, and he loves his beer. It's all he ever talked about at the start, having had a brutal close season with a series of lads holidays abroad.
Charlie wasn't a shy lad and told the squad all about his escapades, including vomiting into the swimming pool at 2pm one afternoon.
He was a fat bastard too, Charlie, and he could eat for Scotland.
Some of the lads called him 'Rab', after the TV comedy character Rab C Nesbitt.
The first day at training and Charlie had a 'mare. He couldn't control the ball to save his life, couldn't get his breath and kept falling over while trying to run with the ball.
Players are always judging others, never more so than on the first day - first impressions count and though some of the lads found it hilarious, most were not impressed.
"Who's this cunt?", one respected player said to me.
"I can't believe we've signed this useless cunt", said another.
While one of the club's iconic players said to me, "I'd played against him last season and I knew he was shite, you're gonna need to step it up this season, Craig - cos this cunt's wank."
Charlie didn't have the best of seasons and he was sold on to Stoke. I wish him well.

Thanks. Absolutely no surprises there anyway. Fat prick. As much as I think players should be allowed few have a pints etc. during the summer, they shouldn't be having big crazy lads holidays where they would eat or drink like any of us would. They should tip away at a handy few pints before retiring to their hotel each night with whatever drunk bint from Ireland or the UK decided they wanted to shag a footballer.

 

[Gary25]

That's all made up. Unfortunately.

 

[Fabio]

Boo

 

[RolandG]

Ript

 

[gene hughes]

This came out months ago and is fake.

 

[Athens]

That's all made up. Unfortunately.

This came out months ago and is fake.

This cunt's wank.

 

[Modo]

It's funny as fuck though.

 

[Judge Jules]

That's all made up. Unfortunately.

The bit about "I consider myself to be among the cleverer footballers" gives it away really.

 

[peterhague]

The bit about "I consider myself to be among the cleverer footballers" gives it away really.

Not as much as the first day of training stuff. IIRC Bellamy signed right at the end of the window.

 

[Mamma Mia]

The bit about "I consider myself to be among the cleverer footballers" gives it away really.

Also, no mention of meat anywhere.

 

[doctor_mac]

There's a lot of you cunts owe Chuck a big fat apology.

 

[Fabio]

There's a lot of you cunts owe Chuck a big fat apology.

Nah

 

[SummerOnions]

There's a lot of you cunts know Chuck is a big fat apology.

 

[peekay]

That is a made up article by Shaggy Alonso of est. The same person who created Duncan Jenkins.

 

[doctor_mac]

That was an open goal.

 

[iseered]

Guys I think this may be fake.

 

[dogboy]

It's hardly all made up, Adam is fat and shite.