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Could still be back this summer if its not his ACL or something. Hopefully it isnt.
 
Fucking SHIT SHIT Wednesday for Liverpool.

1) Sakho's injury looks like a tear of something - knowing our luck, he's done for 6-9 months. Absolute cunt of an injury and as Oncy says, bye bye money this summer.
2) Arsenal win on a late late OG by Robert Huth (6 points behind, 2 games in hand)
3) Spurs get a late belter from Eriksen (though keeper was pretty suspect on it) and are up 1-0 late. Palace were really playing well too.

Zaha looks great again. Destroyed walker and dembele time after time after time.
 
LeTallecWiz said:
Spurs are a much better team, but Arsenal SEEM to now be finally giving a shit, and playing for Wenger. Should be a good game.
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They were a bit lucky tonight though. Beating Spurs at WHL, that will be quite the challenge. For our sake lets hope it doesnt happen.
 
This is why injury-prone players are so frustrating. You can't use them and can't sell them. How we managed to get some money for Andy Carroll in a short spell between two long-term injuries I'll never know.
 
Look on the bright side.

At least our medical staff didn't get their hands on him right away.
 
Glass half full on this. Before he got injured, and he'll prolly only be out a couple of months hopefully, he was playing very very well. So he hasn't had chance to get into a run of poor form, so the last thing people will remember is he's a great defender. So we should still get a top price for him when he returns to fitness early in the summer window.
 
Oncy said:
Id be surprised if its early summer.
Looked like the Cruciatus curse to me.
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More like a Jelly-Legs Jinx.. Harry Potter once fell victim to such spell during Quidditch.

Either way quite obv we are up against some dark forces here.
 
He could always stay and do a job as a backup at Liverpool. Seemingly, he's the best centre-half in the league.
 
Too much has happened for him to not be sold. The club will deffo sell him. I'm not even sure the injury is a bad thing. He's been injured whilst he's been in his best form which will stay with people.

I'm optimistic we will get a 20m plus.
 
Dirty Sanchez said:
Do you still write a list to Father Christmas, North Pole, every December?
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Just please do not do this. I promise you that Father Christmas will collapse your wave function and leave you in a bad place.
  1. Your possible futures are numerous. Let us assume 100 possibilities.
  2. The universe will randomly select one of those futures for you.
  3. Some of the selections are "good" and some are let us say "bad".
  4. If you chat shit about the universe, you will get banged by the universe.
Let me elaborate. If you think we're not cursed, and then nothing bad happens to us, what next? I'll tell you what next, your range of possible reactions is very limited, you might not even have a reaction. So those "good" paths are going to number in the 20's. If, on the other hand, something bad happens against your belief that we're not cursed, your reactions will go on tilt, they'll be unpredictable, you'll move around, shake, be agitated, shout at lots of people, get into situations that you shouldn't. Do you see? Now the "bad" paths are going to number in the 70's.

So let's make sure we're clear about the mathematics. When the universe randomly selects your future for you, you've got a 70% chance of being bent over and sodomized. All because you thought you're a clever atheist or scientist who doesn't believe in santa. Well fuck you. In this universe I am God and I have spoken. Don't jinx shit. Ever. Don't put yourself in a position to get slapped across the face. Ever. Just shut the fuck up and keep as calm as possible. That's how you close the discrepancy between the number of "good" and "bad" paths available to you.
 
dantes said:
Just please do not do this. I promise you that Father Christmas will collapse your wave function and leave you in a bad place.
  1. Your possible futures are numerous. Let us assume 100 possibilities.
  2. The universe will randomly select one of those futures for you.
  3. Some of the selections are "good" and some are let us say "bad".
  4. If you chat shit about the universe, you will get banged by the universe.
Let me elaborate. If you think we're not cursed, and then nothing bad happens to us, what next? I'll tell you what next, your range of possible reactions is very limited, you might not even have a reaction. So those "good" paths are going to number in the 20's. If, on the other hand, something bad happens against your belief that we're not cursed, your reactions will go on tilt, they'll be unpredictable, you'll move around, shake, be agitated, shout at lots of people, get into situations that you shouldn't. Do you see? Now the "bad" paths are going to number in the 70's.

So let's make sure we're clear about the mathematics. When the universe randomly selects your future for you, you've got a 70% chance of being bent over and sodomized. All because you thought you're a clever atheist or scientist who doesn't believe in santa. Well fuck you. In this universe I am God and I have spoken. Don't jinx shit. Ever. Don't put yourself in a position to get slapped across the face. Ever. Just shut the fuck up and keep as calm as possible. That's how you close the discrepancy between the number of "good" and "bad" paths available to you.
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Do you do this on an XXL black t-shirt please?
 
klopp clearly doesn't like the guy. I get the impression he's also the type that'd nt have been happy with him being on the bench let alone playing patacake with benteke

I think its safe to say his career at the club has long been done.

its the whys and How's that are unknown. Assuming the keeping schtum over the fat burners until he was busted was a large part of it though
 
Edmond puts a lot of effort into his posts.
We are lucky to have him.
The fucking sociopath
 
Oncy said:
Drinkies with the two biggest sociopaths on SCM
What could go wrong.
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We would have to meet up first to scope the venue, assess the exits and agree on a safe word.

Assuming here that I'm the lesser sociopath in this equation
 
In this (and this is the ONLY occassion I can think of that would count) yes! You are.
 
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