Balotelli is staying

[HC]

According to his scrotey agent on sky sports.

The club are apparently happy with his professionalism and input..

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

We wouldn't get a penny for him if we said the opposite.

We're unlikely to get much anyway, but we have to at least pretend he's not a useless shit.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

Good.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

The clusterfuck of a week that keeps on giving.

 

[leftpeg]

Not good. Not at all good.

 

[cloggypop]

We should release his chains.

#FreeMario

 

[Rosco]

I believe the first half of the original post.

 

[Fabio]

Yaaaaaaaaay



















Bet Rodgers says he'll be "like a new signing"

 

[mark1975]

Lets pretend we love him and think he's great, after he's either sat at home, in the pub or on the bench all season.

 

[Markeh]

more than anything else the thought of keeping Mario Balotelli annoys me

 

[Hansern]

He'll be off no matter what his cunting agent is saying. Biggest problem is getting someone to sign him.

 

[Mors]

He'll be going out on loan somewhere and we'll be paying the lions share of his wages for the luxury

 

[Squiggles]

If Rodgers is thinking up a system that will make use of Benteke then there is some logic in keeping hold of Ballotelli as back up. Off the bench he hasn't been too bad for us. I'd prefer that to any dodgy Italian loan deal anyway.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Isn't Mario a FIFA Committee member? I'm sure he is. Positive.

 

[Shadey]

Play him in the Europa league.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Play him in the Europa league.

I'd play him every home game. As Mighty fucking Red.

There you go Mario, stick that on and act like a knobhead. You'll be great.

 

[gkmacca]

Or the tactical genius could actually coach him. I know he's about 6ft 2, very muscular, very quick. It's not much to work with. But, you know, maybe, just maybe, an incredibly self-confident coach just might be able to use him.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Or the tactical genius could actually coach him. I know he's about 6ft 2, very muscular, very quick. It's not much to work with. But, you know, maybe, just maybe, an incredibly self-confident coach just might be able to use him.

I think Mario is beyond any help Macca.

 

[Insignificance]

Mario has done well on teams winning stuff even when plaýing part time... His nightmare was with us. Might be his agent knows a new man(ager) comes in?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Mario has done well on teams winning stuff even when plaýing part time... His nightmare was with us. Might be his agent knows a new man(ager) comes in?

How he's earned a living as a footballer is one of life's greatest mysteries. Hats off to him. He's managed being an unfunny unprofessional tit and turned it into a gold mine.

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

Weren't Balo defended over that penalty fiasco not too long ago ? Now he's everyone's pantomime villain.

He's the worst striker with the worst attitude to ever play for this club. If I was Stevie, I would have kicked the shite out of him.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Anyone who thought he would be anything but a disaster was a bit deluded.

hopefully we get rid in the summer.

 

[Frogfish]

According to his scrotey agent on sky sports.

The club are apparently happy with his professionalism and input..

Not sure what else his agent could say :

" Mario's had a shite season, couldn't score in a brothel and Liverpool want him out tout de suite. Naturally my client will not however agree to a reduction in salary or win bonuses, regardless of whether he actually plays or not. A dedicated server and state of the art computer system should be set up on the bench for those times when my client actually makes it that close to the pitch. "

 

[Insignificance]

Not sure what else his agent could say :

" Mario's had a shite season, couldn't score in a brothel and Liverpool want him out tout de suite. Naturally my client will not however agree to a reduction in salary or win bonuses, regardless of whether he actually plays or not. A dedicated server and state of the art computer system should be set up on the bench for those times when my client actually makes it that close to the pitch. "

Have you been in the brothels around town.... Hard to be hard there...

 

[Judge Jules]

Weren't Balo defended over that penalty fiasco not too long ago ? Now he's everyone's pantomime villain.

He's the worst striker with the worst attitude to ever play for this club. If I was Stevie, I would have kicked the shite out of him.

He and Sterling are both very, very lucky young men that Carra isn't still in that dressing-room.

 

[gkmacca]

Quite. But Carra might have at least tried to bully Balotelli into action. It looks as though the other players either just accepted him as a bit of a laugh or ignored him. That's what our players are like.

 

[cloggypop]

He's the worst striker with the worst attitude to ever play for this club.

He's still better than Diouf.

 

[RedStar]

Or the tactical genius could actually coach him. I know he's about 6ft 2, very muscular, very quick. It's not much to work with. But, you know, maybe, just maybe, an incredibly self-confident coach just might be able to use him.

Yeah if only Mourinho or Mancini had enough self confidence they would have turned him into a world beater, shame they are both such shy introspective types

 

[gkmacca]

They were both so spoilt for choice in terms of top class alternatives they could fairly easily wash their hands of him. Maybe if they had a squad as poor as ours they just might have found a use for him. Just a thought.

 

[Judge Jules]

Here's another. Is it purely a coincidence that stories about Balotelli staying and about our having put feelers out towards Ancelotti are surfacing on the same day?