Ask Andrey!!

[Pesam]

http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=517

 

[The Nomad]

Well that's five minutes of my life I'll never get back!! Thanks Pesam!

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Jesus, he even does that stupid 'celebration' on his site? What a tool.

 

[themn]

From tasha100 know,
You know sometimes I feel so down. What shall I do?

Arshavin: Try to overcome this situation. Think that after this bad streak, there’s definitely going to be a good one. Despondency is a sin.

Sage advice for us all in these trying times, from the little red-lipped Russian.

 

[themn]

From Ctepan
Hi, Andrey, I want to play like you.

Arshavin: Play then.


Brilliant.

 

[themn]

From RinaBeer
Hi. I am 25 years old and I’m still not married. My parents are very upset about this. They say I can end up a spinster. But I don’t want to get married yet. What shall I do? (Sorry if this is off topic; just
want to know your opinion)

Arshavin: I think I can help you.

Step 1: You need to find a scruffy heavy drinker.
Step 2: Once you’ve found him, try to persuade him to “marry†you. I think that for a small amount of money, he will agree to fulfill the role of your fiancé 🙂
Final: Bring this guy home. Tell your parents he’ll live with you 😉
I think next time they will think better before forcing their opinion on you.

This boy's a ruddy genius !

 

[Halmeister]

Hahaha this sounds immense.

 

[Fabio]

From lambada Hi, Andrey, in what order would you place the following animals: a tiger, a cow, a pig, a horse, a sheep?
Arshavin tiger, a cow, a horse, a sheep. And I’ll repeat that a pig is always the last one, because it is a pig. 15.

 

[manwithnoname]

He's a fucking bellend

 

[franklyfrank]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39269.msg1068559#msg1068559 date=1268413983]
He's a fucking bellend
[/quote]

Wouldn't mind him playing for Liverpool though, would ye?

Wouldn't say he's a bellend either, just a bit of an oddball.

 

[manwithnoname]

You're a massive oddball too

 

[themn]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39269.msg1068611#msg1068611 date=1268420085]
You're a massive oddball too
[/quote]

Not the word I'd use.

 

[franklyfrank]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39269.msg1068611#msg1068611 date=1268420085]
You're a massive oddball too
[/quote]

Whereas you're definitely, definitely not.

Up until these few days i thought we were getting on pretty well, such a shame.

 

[manwithnoname]

Where we?
Maybe we can rescue our relationship. I can change. I can be the poster you want me to be.

 

[manwithnoname]

Where? Were? Oh dear

 

[franklyfrank]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39269.msg1068619#msg1068619 date=1268420526]
Where we?
Maybe we can rescue our relationship. I can change. I can be the poster you want me to be.
[/quote]

Well we were certainly in agreement with some issues - Insua, Rafa's tactics, lack of quality within LFC squad, Riera etc.

Yes maybe we can 🙂

 

[IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39269.msg1068622#msg1068622 date=1268421130]
Where? Were? Oh dear
[/quote]

Yea.

 

[RealRedBlood]

[quote author=themn link=topic=39269.msg1068551#msg1068551 date=1268413521]
From Ctepan
Hi, Andrey, I want to play like you.

Arshavin: Play then.


Brilliant.
[/quote]
Quality. lol.

 

[RealRedBlood]

finta: Does anybody go in for sports in your family?
Arshavin: Me.

The boy's got a sense of humour. lol.