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Rosco

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Doubtful for the weekend according to SSN.

Not training today because of illness
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39349.msg1071236#msg1071236 date=1268823255]
He's like fucking Tiny Tim
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it does seem like all the players in our squad with lots of ability on the ball are injury prone.
 
No Aqua and Maxi for tomorrow then? Thats a lotta imagination sapped outta the side right there..

On imagination though, Aquamaxi sanitary products anyone?
 
Sounds like bollocks to me.

Did he have a virus only a few weeks back? To me it is either Rafa wrapping him in cotton wool again due to his injury record or just being an absolute arse and doesnt want to play him tomorrow night and instead save him for Sunday?

If it is the latter he obviously has come up with some fib in order that the fans wont kick off tomorrow when Lucas is back in the side....

I dont trust Rafa one bit when it comes to this kind of thing. He is pig headed.
 
So Aqua gets a stomach bug and now he's like tiny tim and a sicknote, fuck off..

He's a doubt, meaning he could feature.
 
[quote author=Bernowatson link=topic=39349.msg1071278#msg1071278 date=1268829045]
Sounds like bollocks to me.

Did he have a virus only a few weeks back? To me it is either Rafa wrapping him in cotton wool again due to his injury record or just being an absolute arse and doesnt want to play him tomorrow night and instead save him for Sunday?

If it is the latter he obviously has come up with some fib in order that the fans wont kick off tomorrow when Lucas is back in the side....

I dont trust Rafa one bit when it comes to this kind of thing. He is pig headed.
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Yeah he made him sit out training to pretend he is ill, so he wont have to pick him. ???
 
[quote author=Bernowatson link=topic=39349.msg1071281#msg1071281 date=1268829625]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=39349.msg1071279#msg1071279 date=1268829363]
So Aqua gets a stomach bug and now he's like tiny tim and a sicknote, fuck off..

He's a doubt, meaning he could feature.
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He also had a stomach bug on February the 9th too.....

Seems a bit odd to me.

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/latest-news/rafa-reveals-aqua-absence
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To often in Chinatown??
 
[quote author=Bernowatson link=topic=39349.msg1071281#msg1071281 date=1268829625]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=39349.msg1071279#msg1071279 date=1268829363]
So Aqua gets a stomach bug and now he's like tiny tim and a sicknote, fuck off..

He's a doubt, meaning he could feature.
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He also had a stomach bug on February the 9th too.....

Seems a bit odd to me.

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/latest-news/rafa-reveals-aqua-absence
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Maybe its rag week.
 
[quote author=Bernowatson link=topic=39349.msg1071281#msg1071281 date=1268829625]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=39349.msg1071279#msg1071279 date=1268829363]
So Aqua gets a stomach bug and now he's like tiny tim and a sicknote, fuck off..

He's a doubt, meaning he could feature.
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He also had a stomach bug on February the 9th too.....

Seems a bit odd to me.

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/latest-news/rafa-reveals-aqua-absence
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It's the third time it's happened since Xmas.
 
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=39349.msg1071368#msg1071368 date=1268839198]
[quote author=Bernowatson link=topic=39349.msg1071281#msg1071281 date=1268829625]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=39349.msg1071279#msg1071279 date=1268829363]
So Aqua gets a stomach bug and now he's like tiny tim and a sicknote, fuck off..

He's a doubt, meaning he could feature.
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He also had a stomach bug on February the 9th too.....

Seems a bit odd to me.

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/latest-news/rafa-reveals-aqua-absence
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It's the third time it's happened since Xmas.
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Agreed. Its bollocks. There's fuck all up with him.
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=39349.msg1071257#msg1071257 date=1268826963]
how convenient.
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Thats what i thought. Hmm.
 
Tom & George are spiking him so we have to pay less money to Roma, obv.
 
His wife clearly can't cook for shit.


Like he gives a fuck....

pamela-camassa.jpeg
 
[quote author=Bernowatson link=topic=39349.msg1071278#msg1071278 date=1268829045]
Sounds like bollocks to me.

Did he have a virus only a few weeks back? To me it is either Rafa wrapping him in cotton wool again due to his injury record or just being an absolute arse and doesnt want to play him tomorrow night and instead save him for Sunday?

If it is the latter he obviously has come up with some fib in order that the fans wont kick off tomorrow when Lucas is back in the side....

I dont trust Rafa one bit when it comes to this kind of thing. He is pig headed.
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You what?

Do you honestly think that Benitez is making this up as a a way to justify dropping him for the Invisible Cunt's glorious return to the first team?

In what way would Purple Aqui stand for that?

If he's ill, then the player himself has said he's ill, it's nothing to do with Benitez.

Unless you think he's actually poisoning his food when it suits.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=39349.msg1071431#msg1071431 date=1268847232]
His wife clearly can't cook for shit.


Like he gives a fuck....

pamela-camassa.jpeg

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Haha, quite so.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=39349.msg1071431#msg1071431 date=1268847232]
pamela-camassa.jpeg

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I'd pull a sickie or two and stay home. He's only human.
 
i walked past her in town and she looks like she's had the skin of a baby's arse grafted onto her face.
 
Why have we got a team full of fucking pansys? Aurelio, Torres, Aquilani, Agger and Degen. And that's off the top of my head. There's probably a few more I'm missing.
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=39349.msg1071461#msg1071461 date=1268850462]
i walked past her in town and she looks like she's had the skin of a baby's arse grafted onto her face.
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In a good way?
 
Is he defo out for tomorrow? Gutted if true, I really thought Monday night could have kickstarted his season and Liverpool career. And not before bloody time! Especially given the fact I don't think he'll play on Sunday, tomorrow would have been an ideal game for him to show what he can do again.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=39349.msg1071464#msg1071464 date=1268850636]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=39349.msg1071461#msg1071461 date=1268850462]
i walked past her in town and she looks like she's had the skin of a baby's arse grafted onto her face.
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In a good way?
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Either in the good way or he's saying that she looks like a pedophile kept her chained in the basement since the age of 4, and after she aged too much, he went all Frankenstein and now sits next to her as she weeps, sniffing her facial baby arse graft which has only clumsy improvised needle work holding it on.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39349.msg1071466#msg1071466 date=1268850746]
Unfair sheiky. Lots of our players are never injured, like Eggnog, Lucas and Insua
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Every cloud eh!
 
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=39349.msg1071470#msg1071470 date=1268850883]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=39349.msg1071464#msg1071464 date=1268850636]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=39349.msg1071461#msg1071461 date=1268850462]
i walked past her in town and she looks like she's had the skin of a baby's arse grafted onto her face.
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In a good way?
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Either in the good way or he's saying that she looks like a pedophile kept her chained in the basement since the age of 4, and after she aged too much, he went all Frankenstein and now sits next to her as she weeps, sniffing her facial baby arse graft which has only clumsy improvised needle work holding it on.
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That's the thought that crossed my mind, like a dark shadow momentarily crossing The Lying Rag on a brisk day.
 
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