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Judge Jules said:
I'm sorry to say that, for a variety of reasons (mainly to do with the fact that I'm battling my share of the cold-cough lurgy which is currently sweeping the country), I omitted to mention yesterday that last night's game was Old Faithful's debut this season.

The result was never in doubt. 😎
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We consider you as our very own super old faithful as well. Get well soon!
 
gene hughes said:
Get well soon Julian. Syphilis can lie dormant for so long that it’s often a surprise when it emerges in old age. Just make sure that old faithful doesn’t come off permanently the next time you take it out!
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Gratified by your concern, gene. You'll be relieved to learn it was fine when I untied it from round my waist after I got in from the shops this afternoon. 😀
 
Well I have a very horrible admission to make as well.

Due to the new job, I haven't watched as many games this season, preferring to actually have regular sleep patterns and such like.

However.... I've watched our last 3 games... all at the missus place (while she is asleep) - the only games I've watched there.

We've won all three 2-1, so obviously she's been advised that I may be watching more games at her place.

I've been going through a process of determining whether she was a skud, as she was at mine for the City & Spurs game.
 
StevieM said:
Well I have a very horrible admission to make as well.

Due to the new job, I haven't watched as many games this season, preferring to actually have regular sleep patterns and such like.

However.... I've watched our last 3 games... all at the missus place (while she is asleep) - the only games I've watched there.

We've won all three 2-1, so obviously she's been advised that I may be watching more games at her place.

I've been going through a process of determining whether she was a skud, as she was at mine for the City & Spurs game.
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The missus eh?

This a new development stevie? I don't recall mention of a missus in the past.

I have important questions (don't feel obliged to answer any of them!):

Does she know you're a functioning alcoholic & that's actually part of your career now? 😉

Does she know dreamy lives in your closet & has probably watched you two copulate from her closet too?

Has she seen you in your star wars costumes waving your lightsabre, & does it turn her on?!
 
FoxForceFive said:
The missus eh?

This a new development stevie? I don't recall mention of a missus in the past.

I have important questions (don't feel obliged to answer any of them!):

Does she know you're a functioning alcoholic & that's actually part of your career now? 😉

Does she know dreamy lives in your closet & has probably watched you two copulate from her closet too?

Has she seen you in your star wars costumes waving your lightsabre, & does it turn her on?!
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Yeah - started dating about 6 months ago... what can I say.....

... she's a Paramedic, loves dressing up in Star Wars costumes and loves Marvel movies.

So that about covers everything I need in life.... I mean she dressed up as Rey!!!!!!

.... and she can revive me when I drink too much.

I haven't told her about dreamy.... she brings a cat into the relationship.... I bring a creepy stalking wardrobe dwelling braindead Dreamie.

The cat probably hides in the wardrobe with Dreamie.... who's probably still trying to figure out what accent the small hairy person is speaking in.
 
Paramedic. Nuff said. Dirty bastards.

Ahem locknessmonster. Ahem.

Stick with her mate.

If she can do the trick my (kinda) ex did with the IV in your arm whilst your sleeping after drinking, all the better.

No word of a lie, she'd put the IV in my arm as I took a couple of valium & I'd wake up feeling a little groggy & slightly tired. After 16 hours drinking & taking all kinds of drugs.

It was like fucking magic mate.

Plus, she likes costumes. Always, always a winner. You've done good there mate.
 
Oh, & dreamy is still trying to work out why the small furry person has claws instead of webbed toes. Don't worry!
 
I think it's time to see if the Salvation Army wants a wardrobe.
 
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