AGGER

[kenny]

Said he will sign his contract when he returns from international duty, well that's last week and we still haven't signed him up. Whats the point is announcing the contract renewals and then not follow it up, these mistakes cost us Owen and Mcmanaman. Gerrard and Kuyt too havent signed renewals yet.

 

[Squiggles]

Owen and Mcmanaman didn't publish articles entitled "Why I signed" in which he (Agger) saluted the squad, the manager and the progress we've made

Dear me, how do you sleep at night?

 

[Ryan]

PANIC STATIONS

 

[Oncy]

*runs into wall*

 

[Fabio]

*curled up in corner sobbing*

 

[Modo]

*Hides under bed*

 

[gkmacca]

At last a job for Parry and Moores. They can get their colourful shirts on, start playing the steel drums and sing to Daniel:

1-2-3...


Agger, do-do-do, sign contract, shake the hand
Agger do-do-do, stop the booze, drink coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and watch those knees
Retire early every night, sip something warm and chocolatey!