....my wife gave birth to a baby girl yesterday evening.
6 pounds eight, mother and baby doing well, father has spent most of the day walking round the maternity ward eyeballing the newborn boys trying to get the message across that she's off limits.
We still don't have a name for her, we're working on that but she's great and once I've dealt with the impending thought of those filthy young lads sniffing round her in years to come, I'm sure we'll develop quite the most brilliant daddy-daughter relationship.
My wifes first natural birth as well.... jesus christ, they do go through it.
It was like my Vietnam in there...
"You weren't there man, you didn't see what I saw...."
6 pounds eight, mother and baby doing well, father has spent most of the day walking round the maternity ward eyeballing the newborn boys trying to get the message across that she's off limits.
We still don't have a name for her, we're working on that but she's great and once I've dealt with the impending thought of those filthy young lads sniffing round her in years to come, I'm sure we'll develop quite the most brilliant daddy-daughter relationship.
My wifes first natural birth as well.... jesus christ, they do go through it.
It was like my Vietnam in there...
"You weren't there man, you didn't see what I saw...."