2015-2016 Premier League Season Predictions

[Dirkus_Circus]

League Champion -



Top 4 -
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?
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Where does Liverpool finish in the table? -



Three teams to get relegated -



Three teams to be promoted -



Liverpool top scorer -



Total number of goals scored by Liverpool -



Total number of goals conceded by Liverpool -



Liverpool points total -



Does Brendan last the entire season without stepping down or being fired? -



Liverpool record against Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd. (8 games) -



First manager in the league to get sacked -



Leading goalscorer in the league -



Scorer of the first goal of the season (any team) -



Scorer of the first Liverpool goal -



First Arsenal player to do their hamstring -



Who wins the SCM prediction league? -



First poster to get Modo'd this season -

 

[Oncy]

League Champion -



Top 4 -
Liverpool
Arsenal
Chelsea
United


Where does Liverpool finish in the table? -top duh.



Three teams to get relegated -Bournemouth, West Ham, Leicester



Three teams to be promoted -Middlesbrough, Bolton, Hull



Liverpool top scorer -Benteke



Total number of goals scored by Liverpool - seriously? 87



Total number of goals conceded by Liverpool - meh. 54



Liverpool points total - million.



Does Brendan last the entire season without stepping down or being fired? -yes



Liverpool record against Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd. (8 games) -win some lose some.



First manager in the league to get sacked - Bilic



Leading goalscorer in the league - Aguero



Scorer of the first goal of the season (any team) - Rooney



Scorer of the first Liverpool goal - Benteke



First Arsenal player to do their hamstring - walcott



Who wins the SCM prediction league? -me



First poster to get Modo'd this season -what?

 

[Buddha]

League Champion -



Top 4 -
?Arsenal
?Chelsea
?Liverpool
?City


Where does Liverpool finish in the table? - 3rd



Three teams to get relegated - Bournemouth, Watford, West Ham



Three teams to be promoted - Brighton, Burnley, Boro



Liverpool top scorer - Benteke



Total number of goals scored by Liverpool - 78



Total number of goals conceded by Liverpool - 45



Liverpool points total - 77



Does Brendan last the entire season without stepping down or being fired? - yes



Liverpool record against Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd. (8 games) - 13 points



First manager in the league to get sacked - Bilic



Leading goalscorer in the league - Benteke



Scorer of the first goal of the season (any team) - Rooney



Scorer of the first Liverpool goal - Benteke



First Arsenal player to do their hamstring - Walcott



Who wins the SCM prediction league? - Mystic



First poster to get Modo'd this season - No-one

 

[#roadred]

League Champion -



Top 4 -
Chelsea, cunts
Arsenal, fiscally sound cunts
Us, sound cunts
M. City, spoilt cunts


Where does Liverpool finish in the table? 3rd



Three teams to get relegated - West Ham, Leicester, Aston Villa



Three teams to be promoted - Birmingham, Wolves & Cardiff



Liverpool top scorer - Daniel Sturridge



Total number of goals scored by Liverpool - 85.5



Total number of goals conceded by Liverpool - 52



Liverpool points total - 76(Mr. Rodgers original 2 points per game)



Does Brendan last the entire season without stepping down or being fired? - Yup(100% maybe)



Liverpool record against Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd. (8 games) - 10(ish) points, just 'coz he was so shit last year.



First manager in the league to get sacked - The West Ham guy



Leading goalscorer in the league - Daniel FUCKEEEEEN!!!! Sturridge



Scorer of the first goal of the season (any team) - Coutinho



Scorer of the first Liverpool goal - I just said



First Arsenal player to do their hamstring - Walcott, Ramsey, Chamberlain, Cech & Özil(in a kinda brotherly together forever kinda thing) the fiscally sound cunts!



Who wins the SCM prediction league? - not me, coz I'm totes not fantastic



First poster to get Modo'd this season - Judge Jules, he is too calm, nice & polite. He is definitely one of those guys who packs his AR 15 alongside his Luncheon Roll sarnie just in case he needs to sort out the water cooler gang.

 

[Halmeister]

League Champion -



Top 4 -
Chelsea
City
Arsenal
Utd


Where does Liverpool finish in the table? -

5th

Three teams to get relegated -

Villa
Leicester
Bournemouth

Three teams to be promoted -

Dunno


Liverpool top scorer -

Benteke with like 11

Total number of goals scored by Liverpool -

68

Total number of goals conceded by Liverpool -

45

Liverpool points total -

70

Does Brendan last the entire season without stepping down or being fired? -

Ermmm... yeah

Liverpool record against Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd. (8 games) -

W2 D2 L4

First manager in the league to get sacked -

Tough one. Pochetino

Leading goalscorer in the league -

Rooney

Scorer of the first goal of the season (any team) -

Man Utd

Scorer of the first Liverpool goal -

Coutinho

First Arsenal player to do their hamstring -

Walcott

Who wins the SCM prediction league? -

Is that this or the other thing?

First poster to get Modo'd this season -

Dunno what this means

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

League Champion -

Top 4 -
Chelsea, City, Arsenal, Man Utd

Where does Liverpool finish in the table? -
5th, though I think 4th if the Mancs continue to do nothing for the rest of the window

Three teams to get relegated -
Norwich, Watford, Leicester; with Villa, Sunderland and Everton in the mix

Three teams to be promoted -
Middlesbrough, Brentford, Wolves

Liverpool top scorer -
Benteke, 15

Total number of goals scored by Liverpool -
72; including own goals

Total number of goals conceded by Liverpool -
38; including own goals

Liverpool points total -
21 W, 9 D, 8 L = 72 points

Does Brendan last the entire season without stepping down or being fired? -
Yes

Liverpool record against Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd. (8 games) -
Chelsea - 1 D, 1 L; Arsenal 1 D, 1 L; Man City 1 W, 1 L; Man Utd 1 W, 1 D
Total: 2W, 3D, 3L = 9 points / 24

First manager in the league to get sacked -
Dick Advocaat, Sunderland; although Claudio Ranieri would be a good shout.
I think Advocaat will go first though, and Big Sam will go to Sunderland and make them a decent mid-table team. He'll relish the chance to take them above Newcastle before being dumped a few seasons later by management and fans wanting sexier football and forgetting the dark days of fighting relegation season after season.

Leading goalscorer in the league -
Diego Costa, 21

Scorer of the first goal of the season (any team) -
Wayne Rooney, Man Utd vs Spurs

Scorer of the first Liverpool goal -
Adam Lallana, vs Stoke

First Arsenal player to do their hamstring -
Alexis Sanchez

Who wins the SCM prediction league? -
Some cunt

First poster to get Modo'd this season -
Don't care

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

League Champion -



Top 4 -
Chelsea
Arsenal
Liverpool
United


Where does Liverpool finish in the table? -
3


Three teams to get relegated -
Bournemouth, Villa, Leicester


Three teams to be promoted -
Fuck nose


Liverpool top scorer -
Benteke


Total number of goals scored by Liverpool -
80


Total number of goals conceded by Liverpool -
40


Liverpool points total -
76


Does Brendan last the entire season without stepping down or being fired? -
Yes


Liverpool record against Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd. (8 games) -
14


First manager in the league to get sacked -
Bilic


Leading goalscorer in the league -
Kane


Scorer of the first goal of the season (any team) -
Depay


Scorer of the first Liverpool goal -
Lallana


First Arsenal player to do their hamstring -
Giroud


Who wins the SCM prediction league? -
Doc_Mac


First poster to get Modo'd this season -

Wiberg

 

[Pesam]

League Champion -



Top 4 -
? LIVERPOOL
? ARSENAL
? CHELSEA
? UNITED

Where do Liverpool finish in the table? TOP

Three teams to get relegated - WATFORD, NORWICH, BOURNEMOUTH

Three teams to be promoted - DERBY, MIDDLESBRO, LEEDS

Liverpool top scorer - BENTEKE

Total number of goals scored by Liverpool - 80+

Total number of goals conceded by Liverpool - 35

Liverpool points total - 85

Does Brendan last the entire season without stepping down or being fired? - YES IF HE SURVIVES THE FIRST 6 MATCHES

Liverpool record against Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd. (8 games) - W3 - D3 - L2

First manager in the league to get sacked - BILIC

Leading goalscorer in the league - KANE

Scorer of the first goal of the season (any team) - WILSON (BOURNEMOUTH)

Scorer of the first Liverpool goal - BENTEKE

First Arsenal player to do their hamstring - WALCOTT OBV

Who wins the SCM prediction league? -

First poster to get Modo'd this season -

 

[Dreambeliever]

League Champion -



Top 4 -
? Chelsea
? Utd
? Arsenal
? Liverpool


Where does Liverpool finish in the table? - 4th



Three teams to get relegated - Who cares



Three teams to be promoted - Does anyone care apart from Pesam



Liverpool top scorer - Studge



Total number of goals scored by Liverpool - 82



Total number of goals conceded by Liverpool - 46



Liverpool points total - 75



Does Brendan last the entire season without stepping down or being fired? - No



Liverpool record against Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd. (8 games) - 10 points



First manager in the league to get sacked - Whoever is Watford manager



Leading goalscorer in the league - Rooney



Scorer of the first goal of the season (any team) - Rooney



Scorer of the first Liverpool goal - Benteke



First Arsenal player to do their hamstring - Walcott



Who wins the SCM prediction league? - Doc Mac



First poster to get Modo'd this season -

Silver Sean

 

[leftpeg]

League Champion - Chelsea



Top 4 -
Chelsea
Liverpool
Arsenal
Utd


Where does Liverpool finish in the table? - 2nd



Three teams to get relegated - Bournemouth, Leicester, Watford



Three teams to be promoted - M'boro, Derby, Cardiff



Liverpool top scorer - Benteke



Total number of goals scored by Liverpool - 75-80



Total number of goals conceded by Liverpool - 35-40



Liverpool points total - 80



Does Brendan last the entire season without stepping down or being fired? - Yes



Liverpool record against Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd. (8 games) - Chelsea - W/L; Arsenal - D/D; City - W/D; Utd - W/W



First manager in the league to get sacked - Ranieri



Leading goalscorer in the league - Costa



Scorer of the first goal of the season (any team) - Rooney



Scorer of the first Liverpool goal - Benteke



First Arsenal player to do their hamstring - Theo



Who wins the SCM prediction league? - Onky



First poster to get Modo'd this season - eh?

 

[Fallon]

Top 4 (Incorporating, surprisingly, the League champion) -

Chavs
Arsenal
Scum
Us


Where does Liverpool finish in the table? - Kind of just answered that.


Three teams to get relegated - Watford, Leicester, Aston Villa


Three teams to be promoted - Burnley, Ipswich, Middlesborough


Liverpool top scorer - Benteke


Total number of goals scored by Liverpool - 82


Total number of goals conceded by Liverpool - 49


Liverpool points total - 71


Does Brendan last the entire season without stepping down or being fired? - No


Liverpool record against Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd. (8 games) - 4W 2D 2L


First manager in the league to get sacked - Billic


Leading goalscorer in the league - Benteke!


Scorer of the first goal of the season (any team) - Rooney


Scorer of the first Liverpool goal - Benteke


First Arsenal player to do their hamstring - Giroud


Who wins the SCM prediction league? - Dunno, don't play. I reckon I have an outside chance on the fantasy footy though.


First poster to get Modo'd this season - Pfft, arsed.

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

League Champion - Chelsea



Top 4 -
Chelsea
Arsenal
Liverpool
City


Where does Liverpool finish in the table? - Just told you



Three teams to get relegated - Watford, Norwich, Sunderland



Three teams to be promoted - Boro, Ipswich, Hull



Liverpool top scorer - Benteke



Total number of goals scored by Liverpool - 82



Total number of goals conceded by Liverpool - 43



Liverpool points total - 78



Does Brendan last the entire season without stepping down or being fired? - Nope. Gone in Nov and Klopp turns everything around because he's a sexy track suit wearing don.



Liverpool record against Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd. (8 games) - 3 wins, 4 losses, 1 draw




First manager in the league to get sacked - Watford manager



Leading goalscorer in the league - Ageuro (if his hamstrings hold up)



Scorer of the first goal of the season (any team) - Rooney



Scorer of the first Liverpool goal - Henderson



First Arsenal player to do their hamstring - Ramsey



Who wins the SCM prediction league? - Red Astaire?



First poster to get Modo'd this season

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

League Champion -







Top 4 -

Chelsea

Arsenal

Manchester United

Liverpool





Where does Liverpool finish in the table? - 4th







Three teams to get relegated - Aston Villa, Bournemouth, Leiscester City







Three teams to be promoted - Derby County, Middlesbrough, Sheff Wednesday







Liverpool top scorer - Benteke







Total number of goals scored by Liverpool - 70







Total number of goals conceded by Liverpool - 41







Liverpool points total - 71







Does Brendan last the entire season without stepping down or being fired? - Yes







Liverpool record against Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd. (8 games) - 2 W 3 D 3 L







First manager in the league to get sacked - Sherwood







Leading goalscorer in the league - Aguero







Scorer of the first goal of the season (any team) - Harry Kane







Scorer of the first Liverpool goal - Benteke







First Arsenal player to do their hamstring - Walcott







Who wins the SCM prediction league? - @Shadey







First poster to get Modo'd this season - Silver Sean 🙁