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We've been incredibly consistent with 1 unlucky loss and 3 draws all against top 5 sides. Of the remaining fixtures where do you see us possibly losing points? Man U on their current form look very hard to beat
  • Liverpool15:00 Crystal Palace Anfield, Liverpool
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Wednesday 30 January 2019

  • Liverpool20:00 Leicester Anfield, Liverpool Live On
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Monday 4 February 2019

  • West Ham20:00 Liverpool London Stadium, London Live On
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Saturday 9 February 2019

  • Liverpool15:00 Bournemouth Anfield, Liverpool
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Sunday 24 February 2019

  • Man Utd14:05 Liverpool Old Trafford, Manchester Live On
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Wednesday 27 February 2019

  • Liverpool20:00 Watford Anfield, Liverpool
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Saturday 2 March 2019

  • Everton15:00 Liverpool Goodison Park, Liverpool
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Saturday 9 March 2019

  • Liverpool15:00 Burnley Anfield, Liverpool
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Saturday 16 March 2019

  • Fulham15:00 Liverpool Craven Cottage, London
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Saturday 30 March 2019

  • Liverpool15:00 Spurs Anfield, Liverpool
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Saturday 6 April 2019

  • Southampton15:00 Liverpool St. Mary's Stadium, Southampton
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Saturday 13 April 2019

  • Liverpool15:00 Chelsea Anfield, Liverpool
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Saturday 20 April 2019

  • Cardiff15:00 Liverpool Cardiff City Stadium, Cardiff
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Saturday 27 April 2019

  • Liverpool15:00 Huddersfield Anfield, Liverpool
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Saturday 4 May 2019

  • Newcastle15:00 Liverpool St. James' Park, Newcastle
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Sunday 12 May 2019

  • Liverpool15:00 Wolves Anfield, Liverpool
 
Yes that’s right. Let’s all predict when’s our next downfall.

I sometimes wonder if you muppets are really supporting us or busy rubbing your crystal balls casting voodoo shit on us.
 
I see what you're doing - start a thread for people to post negativity and then lock every fucker who posts in it (*) up, so the rest of us can get on and enjoy the season without their incessant boring mindnumbing shit dribbling predictions of the sky falling on our heads.

(*) - except voices of reason, like ME
 
United against Spurs looked easy to beat - but deadly on the counter attack. They sat back suicidally (like we used to do when 2-1 up to concede an equaliser) for a lot of the game.
 
Hopefully West Ham sell Arnoutovic before we head there. They are hot & cold but have some dangerous players.
 
There is a problem with this whole concept. Who has ever slipped on a banana skin? Fucking no-one. End of thread.
 
There is a problem with this whole concept. Who has ever slipped on a banana skin? Fucking no-one. End of thread.

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What? Have you never watched a cartoon?
Exactly. Cartoons. Old cartoons. Do you think new 'animations', as they're called now Tom, have people slipping on banana skins? No! The kids would stare at that shit in disgust. Or just bafflement. They'd be like, "why'd that person slip on a banana? Is that a thing?" And I'd be like, "back in the day, people used to think people slipped on banana skins. But they didn't actually. It was a big fucking lie! Now clean your fucking room!"
 
Exactly. Cartoons. Old cartoons. Do you think new 'animations', as they're called now Tom, have people slipping on banana skins? No! The kids would stare at that shit in disgust. Or just bafflement. They'd be like, "why'd that person slip on a banana? Is that a thing?" And I'd be like, "back in the day, people used to think people slipped on banana skins. But they didn't actually. It was a big fucking lie! Now clean your fucking room!"
O wow .. I need to update myself, thanks Dad
 
Hang on - what about repeatedly standing on rakes and hitting yourself in the face? What about sawing the branch of a tree that you are sitting on? What about getting a whiff of pepper and sneezing like a maniac?

Are all these figments of my dim & distant youth?
 
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