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Urinal Etiquette

Mistadobalina

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Ever since I was a boy whenever I have used a urinal I have undone my belt buckle and lowered my pants and briefs to my ankles before reliving myself.

At a recent works party it became apparent that this was a running joke amongst my co workers. They even made fun of me for doing it to my face!

To me it is the more sensible thing to do, I never understood the 'zip only' approach. What if you got some wee on your pants?

I was wondering if I should now change my urinal etiquette to stop this teasing? I feel embarrassed to go the toilet now and keep pretending I need a poo.
 
Hahaha. Are you being serious?!

I'd laugh at you too if I saw you do that!

I bet there's a damn sight more chance of getting piss on your trousers that way too, cos they'd touch the floor.
 
No no. Mistadobalina has a point.

I think that it's great that he does this and long may it continue.
 
I'm talking south park

Butters stotch does the exact same thing
 
Haha its not a piss take, its my life! Well, each to their own I say. The zip only approach might 'fly' in your world but for me it's a dirty way to go to the toilet.

I will continue to use the cubicle as it seems like the easiest way to go without being made to feel stupid in work. Normally I would only use the cubicle if there was a man at both ends of the urinal.

I know gene was joking about taking all his clothes off to go to the toilet but in actual fact this is the most clean way to go, it's what I would do. You know when you smell poo or a fart? Well that is actually someone elses poo particles in the air that have gotten into your nose. Disgusting! I would take all my clothes off if it was socially acceptable.
 
Haha. I can't believe we're debating this.

When I was a kid, yeah, pulling my trousers down was the norm, but that's something you grow out of. I assumed all grown men used the zip only approach?

There's an exception to the rule though. If you have jeans on with a button fly, then it's perfectly acceptable to undo your belt and top button, cos those things are a cunt to open and close without doing so.
 
Piss soaked floors i am well aware of! Like I said I am not talking about literally pants to the ankles, that was a joke, thinking more just pants around the shins to knees.
 
You know when you drop your pants casually, but spread your legs wide so your pants can't hit the floor? Like that.
 
I'm sorry Mista, but that is ridiculous. If I went into a bathroom and saw a man with his legs spread to hold up his pants at his shins i'd be baffled and find it funny. It's a bit extreme like. Just open your pant enough to urinate and hold your pants with one hand.

Wait, I can't believe i'm giving someone pissing tips on the internet, while im in work. haha.
 
To be honest I think if I seen that I would think I had walked in on some cottaging.
 
Urinal etiquette is simple.

1. Never stand in the urinal next to another man if there are spares.
2. No discussion should be had.
3. Never look down.
 
Urinal etiquette is simple.

1. Never stand in the urinal next to another man if there are spares.
2. No discussion should be had.
3. Never look down.
4. Whistling is acceptable.
5. Singing a song from your favourite musical is frowned upon.
 
4. Whistling is acceptable.
5. Singing a song from your favourite musical is frowned upon.

Do not occupy a urinal which means that the following person is forced to stand beside another if you can possibly avoid it. e.g. if you come in and the situation is OOOOXO, you would have to be a real prat to occupy the 2nd from the left and make it OXOOXO. The next poor bugger has to stand beside someone. You chose either the furthest left or the 3rd one from the left. Hopefully that makes sense.
 
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