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Hiloris Hikarius

Discussion in 'The Football Forum' started by Halmeister, Oct 4, 2018.

  1. Halmeister

    Halmeister Some sort of pun about having a well known member Member

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    Y'know like "hilarious", but Karius, eh eh eh?

    Anyway, apparently this whopper has made another howler, though I haven't seen it.

    Dreadful keeper. He should just retire, move to LA, bang Mia Khalifa, and become an Instagram model, because he's not going to get anywhere meaningful in football after these past two years.
     
  2. RedNinja

    RedNinja Not a Bot.... Administrator

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    Right nextdoor to you!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. JurgenKlopp

    JurgenKlopp Very Active Member

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    Oh dear
     
  4. SummerOnions

    SummerOnions Let's Push Things Forward Member

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    Shame he couldn't Karius forward.

    But no. Getting a game for us again should be Loris of his worries, he's gonna get shanked Turkish style
     
  5. FoxForceFive

    FoxForceFive Administrator Administrator

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    Fuck me.

    He seems utterly incapable of preventing himself from occasionally chucking the ball into his own net.

    Maybe it's a very rare undiagnosed form of tourettes.
     
  6. Dave G

    Dave G Very Active Member

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    Maybe his eyesight is fucked
     
  7. darkstarexodus

    darkstarexodus Well-Known Member

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    ....in a negative 4-G turn....
    That's quite poor. Glad he's gone
     
  8. gkmacca

    gkmacca Part of the Furniture Member

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    It's a high cross that's taken a sudden and nightmarish looping deflection towards the goal. That's hardly some weirdly inexplicable feck up. And why do some fans even care any more? Does he owe you money? Did he turn you down on a date? He's gone, we have a new keeper, get over it and move on
     
  9. Halmeister

    Halmeister Some sort of pun about having a well known member Member

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    Come on, it's a dreadful mistake. You don't have to be superfan about everything. You can say we played shite and didn't deserve to win, and you can say someone who's still on our books is dreadful.

    In fact, I assume that's why many of us still care, because we're going to have another Markovic situation on our hands - the lad's a scoper.
     
  10. Fabio

    Fabio Former mod, consistent c*** Honorary Member

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    He's broken

    He'll retire by 28
     
  11. keniget

    keniget Part of the Furniture Member

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    I was expecting worse. You want him to stop that but it was a freakish cross.

    He’s got a real uphill struggle ahead of him.
     
  12. LeTallecWiz

    LeTallecWiz Mo(ssa)d Administrator

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    I feel really bad for him.
     
  13. tombrown

    tombrown Very Well-Known Member

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    I recall a certain Pepe Reina being beaten by a certain Paul Konchesky in a similar manner in Cardiff in 2006.

    Our best keeper in recent memory being beaten by our worst ever left back. Maybe that's why we signed him
     
  14. The Nomad

    The Nomad Very Active Member

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    He's made worse mistakes for sure. That had a touch of the David Seamans about it..nothing more.
     
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    tombrown Very Well-Known Member

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    Modo A contentious scando Member

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    Wow...just wow.
    But maybe he was concussed?
     
  17. mark1975

    mark1975 Moderator Moderator

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    By the same token, you don't have to a dreary bore who basks in any bit of associated negativity.

    It's a bit rich you calling someone out for being positive when you're so ultra fucking negative.
     
  18. Halmeister

    Halmeister Some sort of pun about having a well known member Member

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    Meow.
     
  19. Mors

    Mors Well-Known Member

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    Good point, all non Liverpool related football discussion should be banned immediately. We shouldn't even discuss who our opponents are the weekend are, and we should redact their name from the thread title. Fucking talking about other players at other teams, bastards, no need.
     
  20. Judge Jules

    Judge Jules SCM Addict Member

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    Maybe there's something wrong with me (don't all rush at once) but I can't bring myself to enjoy the spectacle of someone's career collapsing in front of everybody like this, even if my team suffered for his mistakes.  I couldn't even enjoy the way Torres went to sh!te at Chavski.  "Let the dead past bury its dead" [Longfellow].
     
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