• You may have to login or register before you can post and view our exclusive members only forums.
    To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

EBJT Retires - Very Funny

Forums New posts
Status
Not open for further replies.
Red Astaire

Red Astaire

Member Of 'The Toilets At The Harry Fan Club..
Member
Just watching the Chav bukakee as they (deservedly) win the league. Typical them though - the classless cunts give the mic to the biggest preening whopper who has ever played the game! Queue 10 mins of self adulation and EBJT to lap it all up and pretend to cry - I haven't seen a worse actor performance since his name sake John Terry in Hawk The Slayer. I just watched the whole thing and deffo need a shower. YUK!
 
I noted beforehand how he was admiring the montage of himself on the screen, then took a moment to look around to take in the rest of the shower's adulation of the same. Except nobody was paying attention to it, then he looked around the other way, and back again, still nobody could give a fuck about it. I further noted his transparent attempt to disguise his ego by getting some random cunt of a coach to speak because it was his last day and he's just as important as EBJT. Once again, the coach couldn't give a fuck and was palpably pissed off at EBJT for the ensuing car crash. It was quite wonderful.
 
Skullflower said:
Why is Graham Souness acting like a starstruck 12 year old girl who's won a competition to meet Justin beiber?
Click to expand...

Probably succumbed to the mass hysteria, and lacks the necessary cognitive dissonance to have a word with himself.
 
[article]The player was already getting some stick for that, and when he was subbed off on the 26th minute – to a standing ovation and guard of honour from the Chelsea players, people ridiculed him.

Things were very quickly made worse when it was revealed Terry actually asked for the finale and substitution on the minute of his shirt number himself[/article]
 
What a fucking dickhead. Subbed off in the same minute as your shirt number. Fucking hell.
 
LeTallecWiz said:
[article]The player was already getting some stick for that, and when he was subbed off on the 26th minute – to a standing ovation and guard of honour from the Chelsea players, people ridiculed him.

Things were very quickly made worse when it was revealed Terry actually asked for the finale and substitution on the minute of his shirt number himself[/article]
Click to expand...

He even added himself that he had to negotiate for it to happen. As in it wasn't in the club's best interest. Mr Chelsea.
 
LeTallecWiz said:
[article]The player was already getting some stick for that, and when he was subbed off on the 26th minute – to a standing ovation and guard of honour from the Chelsea players, people ridiculed him.

Things were very quickly made worse when it was revealed Terry actually asked for the finale and substitution on the minute of his shirt number himself[/article]
Click to expand...

You're kidding me??? That's incredible!
 
gkmacca said:
You're kidding me??? That's incredible!
Click to expand...
Did you not see it? It was fucking funny! I cringed so much I had to leave the room. The bit where EBJT dragged some coach to the mic (who clearly didn't want any of it) was bloody hilarious! Don't get me started on the fake crying. That was cringe gold!
 
Need to see some video highlights of him on the mic, I've only seen the sub off and the guard of honour.

What a dong, I'd want to play most of my final match and maybe expect the manager to do similar to what was done for Alonso and Lahm. It's like buying your own world's world's greatest lover t shirt and wearing it in public.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom