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Alisson Wonderland

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Anyway, I think this map is pretty accurate.

It wasn't Avvy that made it, despite the fact it looks very much like his work.
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Ha what's Walee and Plazzy?
 
Wales (bottom of the picture is cut off).

Plastic. Blag scousers cos they're not from Liverpool but have the accent & tell everyone they're Scouse. So plazzy.
 
The type you meet on holiday, and you ask where they are from.

Peter: where about you from mate?
Wool: Liverpool mate
Peter: oh yeah me too, where about?
Wool: Birkenhead mate
Peter: “walks away”
Hahaha ! Fuckign hell I'm done and dusted.
 
The type you meet on holiday, and you ask where they are from.

Peter: where about you from mate?
Wool: Liverpool mate
Peter: oh yeah me too, where about?
Wool: Birkenhead mate
Peter: “walks away”
Hang on a minute.. You called him a
Wool, the map says Plazzy.

No wonder we are all confused.

Where are the scally's on the map?
 
By the way, seeing how roughly half of the people routinely misspell his name, let's clear this one once and for all:

This is ALLison:
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This is AliSSon:
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By the way, seeing how roughly half of the people routinely misspell his name, let's clear this one once and for all:

This is ALLison:
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This is AliSSon:
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Get the subtext. You hate old school hip hop, you love the Nazis. Gotcha
 
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Those passes were so fucking accurate...its like having aomeone with the range of Alonso in goal....wonderful shit !!!!
 
I must admit I felt real sorry for Karius, and part of me wanted him to be given a chance to stroke back. But what I have seen in Alisson so far (not a lot so early) has given me a confidence that we are on to something good here.
 
Only two games but maybe interesting to keep track of this (WhoScored) :

Goalkeeper Long Range Passing:

Club - Player - Long Range Passes - Percent Successful

Huddersfield - Ben Hamer - 68 - 42.6%
Cardiff - Neil Etheridge - 64 - 25%
Watford - Ben Foster - 58 - 34.5%
Burnley - Joe Hart - 51 - 45.1%
Brighton - Mat Ryan - 50 - 36%
Everton - Jordan Pickford - 49 - 20.4%
Crystal Palace - Wayne Hennessey - 42 - 33.3%
Newcastle United - Martin Dubravka - 41 - 24.4%
Southampton - Alex McCarthy - 38 - 42.1%
West Ham - Lukasz Fabianski - 38 - 34.2%
Leicester - Kasper Schmeichel - 34 - 44.1%
Manchester United - David De Gea - 33 - 30.3%
Chelsea - Kepa Arrizabalaga - 33 - 36.4%
Fulham - Fabri - 31 - 51.6%
Arsenal - Petr Cech - 30 - 30%
Bournemouth - Asmir Begovic - 28 - 35.7%
Tottenham - Hugo Lloris - 27 - 44.4%
Manchester City - Ederson - 18 - 22.2%
Liverpool - Alisson - 17 - 82.4%
Wolverhampton Wanderers - Rui Patrício - 17 - 41.2%

Goalkeeper Short Range Passing:

Club - Player - Short Range Passes - Percent Successful

Arsenal - Petr Cech - 48 - 97.9%
Manchester City - Ederson - 39 - 92.3%
Chelsea - Kepa Arrizabalaga - 38 - 97.4%
Liverpool - Alisson - 37 - 97.3%
Tottenham - Hugo Lloris - 35 - 97.1%
Newcastle United - Martin Dubravka - 23 - 95.7%
Everton - Jordan Pickford - 19 - 94.7%
Manchester United - David De Gea - 18 - 88.9%
Fulham - Fabri - 16 - 100%
Leicester - Kasper Schmeichel - 14 - 100%
Wolverhampton Wanderers - Rui Patrício - 14 - 100%
Watford - Ben Foster - 11 - 100%
Crystal Palace - Wayne Hennessey - 10 - 100%
Burnley - Joe Hart - 8 - 100%
Bournemouth - Asmir Begovic - 8 - 100%
Huddersfield - Ben Hamer - 6 - 100%
West Ham - Lukasz Fabianski - 6 - 100%
Brighton - Mat Ryan - 5 - 100%
Southampton - Alex McCarthy - 3 - 66.7%
Cardiff - Neil Etheridge - 0 - 0%
 
Lol at Cardiff keeper not doing a single short pass

And Cech for making way more short passes than anyone in the league, despite this not being his strength. Part of it was probably the Arsenal defenders unsure how to play out from the back, so they kept passing back to the goalie. We went through a period of doing the same early in Rodgers’s tenure; it was excruciating.
 
And Cech for making way more short passes than anyone in the league, despite this not being his strength. Part of it was probably the Arsenal defenders unsure how to play out from the back, so they kept passing back to the goalie. We went through a period of doing the same early in Rodgers’s tenure; it was excruciating.

Death by football and ‘resting in possession’

*twitches*
 
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