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Woland

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See the chief rentboy Abramovich didn't get to the game yesterday as he's been kicked out the country and hasn't had his visa renewed.

Let's see how many signings the dirty thieving rat makes this summer. Nothing to rival last year's superstars, Morata, Drinkwater and Barkely. He'll probs sell the ground too.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44190067
 
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Good.

Although if he sells up it'll be some other rich fucker who'll buy them. Probably @Ijg he could do with supporting a local team.
 
I'm amazed it hasn't ever been picked up on, but Abramovich and the Peter Sellers character Chance in Being There are uncannily alike in appearance and attitude. I wouldn't be surprised if that's why they change managers so often.

 
With his billions, he could easily buy into UK's citizenship. If not citizenship, maybe a permanent residency. Strange that he still need a visa. Fake news?
 
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Local?!! Chelsea?! I live 150 miles from them most weeks, and 5600 odd on others!! Woland is right though, if I bought that shit hole, I’d knock it down and build a Tesco, it’d do brilliantly there.
Sorry boss. I thought a man of your affluence would be living in Laaandaan.

You should buy Panathinaikos, they could do with some investment.
 
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Him being murdered may be the worst option- as I'm sure he'll have some gift to Chelsea, writing off their debts and giving them a huge wedge. Assets seized please.
 
That could be a good way to make some money. Make your city a friendly destination to all these dodgy oligarchs then after a few years kick them out and seize their assets.
 
That could be a good way to make some money. Make your city a friendly destination to all these dodgy oligarchs then after a few years kick them out and seize their assets.
The Greeks could use a plan like that. And also stop smashing all your plates
 
The Greeks could use a plan like that. And also stop smashing all your plates
I think they might be planning it, they're encouraging a load of rich Chinese people to invest etc here.

No one smashes plates here anymore, only culchies.
 
Sorry boss. I thought a man of your affluence would be living in Laaandaan.

You should buy Panathinaikos, they could do with some investment.

I’m there a bit but don’t live there, I did for a few years before I moved to LA and have a love/hate relationship with it.
 
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