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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    Your tactics were spot-on. You have become a force to be reckoned with. (y)
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    Do they let the prisoners use laptops nowadays?
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    Good luck and thanks for joining us! (y)
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    No doubt the system will give Jason B. a bunch of no-hopers to start his journey. @the count - do you have the power to boost his squad?
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    The online version. I tried the mobile phone version when it came out, but found it too difficult to navigate around.
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    Is anyone else encountering bugs in the Expert Eleven system, causing loss of the work you have done, and forcing you to re-do it? :rolleyes:
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    Happy to go with the flow, as usual.
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    Random Picture Thread (Probably offensive, sexist, NSFW and a bit racial)

    https://twitter.com/VfLWolfsburg_EN/status/1757429328252375164/photo/1
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    Judge Jules

    All good thanks old chap! Some doctors tampered with my arteries a couple of years ago, but they don''t seem to have done too much damage.
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    Judge Jules

    Congratulations on the new-look forum. It looks better, and more importantly, works better tool. (y)
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    Return of the awfully awful jokes thread.

    That's Simon Evans. I recognise him because an older version of him usually features in "Headliners," GB News paper review at 23.00. Recommended.
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    I have applied to change his name to Lewis Dunk.
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    You must be referring to Regillio Jozuazoon Not a spectacular coup. He's worth about 700K, I paid about 350K.
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    Yes! My lads are locked down with a supply of spring water and protein supplements. Could be a season decider!
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    Hair today gone tomorrow

    The sad fact us that these cosmetic procedures don't make them look better. I find the fat lips particularly ugly.
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    Hair today gone tomorrow

    Yes, Turkey is the choice because the process is comparatively cheap. It's also risky because the clients know little of the qualifications of the practitioners, plus it would be difficult to get any kind of compensation if it all went wrong.
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    Hair today gone tomorrow

    Although I am 76, one of the few assets remaining to me is a full head of white hair. I am not proud of it. When it gets too bushy I go to the barber's and ask for a number 1 all over. My son unfortunately did not inherit my hair gene and developed a bald patch. I am sure this would not...
  18. Portly

    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    Patrik Berger XI is not Ajax or Brighton & Hove Albion. We are not a "selling club!" ;)
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    16,140,000 econ.
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    No double-bumps to report, although I was pleased that some of my age 30+ players are still making progress. . . . . . . . . . . and Alex Lindsay is getting better! :rolleyes:
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    (Rubs hands gleefully)
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    Thanks Harmony! The challenge now is to keep refreshing the squad as the older players start hanging up their boots. I am unsure whether this is possible!
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    We only won 1-0 so I guess the kid did OK!
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    Yeah, after 4 games he should be showing a few development points and then you can park him for the rest of the season if you need to win some games. I prefer to give the junior keeper home games against weaker opposition, with the best available back 4 in front of him.
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    It couldn't have been closer. Harmony's disallowed injury time goal is still being debated by groups of scantily-clad women on Sky Sports.
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    It's a puzzle what you do when you pay to receive one of those 50K players. Sometimes I sack them immediately before their boots hit the turf. Sometimes I try to sell them and they don't go like hot cakes.
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    I have a theory that the "good agents" and "bad agents" differ for each player. I think the agent was B. Wonka. Agents who have stung me in the past are Tony Dakota and Helen Paradise. However, as I said, I don't this this may hold true for everybody?
  28. Portly

    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    Exactly so. I find the transfer market almost impossible to beat, but when I evaluated the player he came up as a 7. I put in a hopeful bid and was very surprised nobody else latched on to him.
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    Pre Match - Spurs (A) - Sat 17:30

    I am pleased to report that Vlad's Quiff is alive and well. Currently absorbing Sangria in Lisbon. He just got tired of abuse from obnoxious twats. I wouldn't dream of encouraging him to come back for more.
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    Xpert Eleven Xpert Eleven

    Seconded!
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