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  1. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man Utd (a) FA Cup - Sunday 15:30

    Hmm. Just disappointing given the conditions and the opposition. Like I said, look at the kip of their team and the fact that it was in our hands. We shouldn't have let that slip. They just had to do the basics.
  2. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man Utd (a) FA Cup - Sunday 15:30

    United are fucking shite. We found a way to lose, rather than them forcing the win. That result was so avoidable.
  3. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man Utd (a) FA Cup - Sunday 15:30

    Klopp isn't gonna come out and say his team didn't want it enough, is he? That's a good way to get the team against you. Obviously.
  4. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man Utd (a) FA Cup - Sunday 15:30

    Yeah it was retarded, and I was fuming with him. But he works his arse off every game and has been in good form. I thought Elliott was shit as well, but I'm not digging him out for the same reason.
  5. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man Utd (a) FA Cup - Sunday 15:30

    Had a twisted ankle for 6 months has he? He was meandering about from the moment he came on, the shitehawk. He barely challenged for headers despite being 6 foot 4 or whatever.
  6. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man Utd (a) FA Cup - Sunday 15:30

    And to you hysterical fannies crying about what I said... Pointing out the lack of effort is so jarring and glaring BECAUSE that is precisely what characterises this team almost in every game. I just don't think they showed it on Sunday. Well, not enough of them. Look at someone like Diaz. Not...
  7. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man Utd (a) FA Cup - Sunday 15:30

    Just catching up. There might have been some element of fatigue maybe. But to see Gakpo strolling about as if he had been kneecapped after 20 minutes was sickening. Have you lot seen Man United's injury list by the way? Their back 4 that finished the game was Dalot, Maguire, Fernandes - who...
  8. Halmeister

    Gakpo

    The 5 v 2 all round was bad, and Gakpo definitely should've shown more urgency, as per. But the situation wasn't completely dead until Elliott fucked it up. It still could have been salvaged and should have resulted in another goal. However, Elliott isn't a lanky, coward shithouse, and he...
  9. Halmeister

    PL Opposition Tidbits

    I think they just pluck a number out of a hat to be honest. The hat will be filled with big fat zeroes when it comes to City's judgement.
  10. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man Utd (a) FA Cup - Sunday 15:30

    Nah, I get the need for some to downplay the significance of yesterday's defeat, but I can't do it. It wasn't a case of fatigue or of bad luck or of tired legs. It was a lack of heart and mentality. We were well below par that first half and still went in at the break ahead. We were in second...
  11. Halmeister

    Gakpo

    Just look at him compared to someone like Diaz, who also has his detractors. Diaz's end product can be poor and frustrating, but he works his bollocks off and never stops. He keeps going and keeps fighting and is always aggressive, even if he is having a bad game. If Gakpo just showed half of...
  12. Halmeister

    Gakpo

    Yeah, that's a good comparison to make. There's just zero grit and fight about him. He was captain at PSV wasn't he? That surprises me. To put it more crudely, though, he's just a shithouse. I know I said I didn't want this to descend into name-calling, but I think that's the best way to sum...
  13. Halmeister

    Gakpo

    And I'm not just basing this on today. He's not THE reason we lost. Though he is part of it. But this is based on his whole time with us.
  14. Halmeister

    Gakpo

    But he was brought on at a time when we could have done with that and he repeatedly lost the ball and made poor decisions. I just don't get him at all.
  15. Halmeister

    Gakpo

    There's an unquantifiable eye test that should be taken into account when judging footballers too. Gakpo just fails it on pretty much every metric. Not particularly quick, no heart, can't win a header despite being 6 foot 4, makes poor decisions, not an amazing dribbler, no conviction with his...
  16. Halmeister

    Gakpo

    I think he deserves his own thread. I've been one of his more vocal critics, and I don't want this to just descend into name-calling (though it would be understandable). But he's just not good enough, is he? His stats aren't too bad. But I've seen players like Fernandes and Pogba who spent...
  17. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man Utd (a) FA Cup - Sunday 15:30

    Obviously disappointing to lose and there were some shocking performances, but that team has a lot of credit in the bank. Besides Gakpo. He can fuck off. Worst thing for me was the attitude, though. The players were taking the piss at 2-1 and 3-2, thinking the game was won. That United team...
  18. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man City (H) - Sun 15:45

    He is shit though. That period when he was playing well seems more like the anomaly now. Not the poor form.
  19. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man City (H) - Sun 15:45

    Tbf, most people seem to be in agreement that he's shite, which is refreshing. I can't be arsed with people whipping out expected progressive pass completion in the final third after the 76th minute stats to try and convince themselves he's good like they did with Lucas.
  20. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man City (H) - Sun 15:45

    Everyone else was fucking boss, though
  21. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man City (H) - Sun 15:45

    In fact, I shouldn't have used the word "train". A train moves with speed and power. He's like a sloth. Are we all aboard the Gakpo is shit sloth? Nah, doesn't work. Anyway...
  22. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man City (H) - Sun 15:45

    I haven't been as active on here, but had a chance to catch up on this match thread a bit earlier... Good to see Dreamy is still a blithering simpleton Anyone that doesn't think that was a penalty, then I don't even know what to say... Yeah Diaz was profligate, but he works so hard and does...
  23. Halmeister

    Pre Match Man City (H) - Sun 15:45

    We're gonna get a royal thumping here. End of any ill-conceived title dreams.
  24. Halmeister

    Here come da Judge!

    A rare moment of weakness from me back then. I'll have to apologise more often. Actually... nah
  25. Halmeister

    PL Opposition Tidbits

    Yeah but look at the fucking kip of his grid.
  26. Halmeister

    The Donkey

    Can people stop saying "clutch" please? Also, why are there so many posts about Nunez in a thread dedicated to Gakpoo?
  27. Halmeister

    Pre Match Forest (A) - PL - Sat 15:00

    Tbf, that's pretty much all we can field, isn't it?
  28. Halmeister

    Pre Match Forest (A) - PL - Sat 15:00

    We might have got beat. But either way this one is definitely coming true. We're dropping points.
  29. Halmeister

    European teams tidbits

    He has some fucking agent, that fella
  30. Halmeister

    Pre Match Southampton (H) - FA Cup - Wed 20:00

    Diaz can be frustrating, but he has more credit in the bank than Gakpo. Plus he puts a shift in and doesn't lope around getting bullied like that lanky wimp.
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