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Rita, Sue and……

City now as well. Amateurs

Got to laugh at all these wannabe new breeders giving their sob story when their dogs are getting nicked. Well don’t be charging 5 grand for cockapoodleladradoodles then cos you know what they’re just trendy fucking mongrels you greedy twats

My mum had the AZ and was fine, no symptoms at all.

See. Told you to get an Airedale. They watch Martin Lewis and within minutes turn into your financial advisor. Clever bastards them Terriers.

“I’ll get my coat. Then again maybe not”

Get an Airedale. They don’t cause mayhem, need little exercise or stimulation, don’t eat much, aren’t stubborn, won’t look at you with disdain when asking it to do something, won’t nick and eat your food even if wrapped in tinfoil (tinfoil included in the eating bit)...

All off to Ormskirk for a bevvy then

Easy peasy

Fuck Spurs. They're an absolute meaningless club

Weird cunts moaning and challenging decisions by probably the best recruitment team in world football.

Jota fits the FSG profile perfectly. Young, lost his way a bit so not an extortionate price with the prospect of Klopp and the team instilling the mentality and work ethic to push him to the next level.

Think it’s both, he got an extra match for having so many bookings / sending offs throughout the season.

Pretty much what happens when the Arsenal defenders are facing our attack

Liverpool grew to prominence on the back of the slave trade? Well I never!

Come on Arsenal

When’s Eton opening its doors?

So they didn’t crown Champions or relegate anyone. Void in all but name.

The Dutch did

You seriously think people want large volumes of death as an excuse to have a pop at the government? Weird.

Just get the army on the streets to deal with any thick selfish knobheads who can’t follow instruction

I wouldn’t trust China’s figures as far as I could throw them

To be fair conditions were a lot worse on the Mary Rose

UAE have shut their borders so there goes my holiday

Them chimneys still need sweeping

Liverpool Uni shutting til September apparently

Get your Mrs to paint your nails