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Virgiling on the vandijkulous

I feel like going a bit Vivian in the University Challenge episode.

*smashes floor and kicks coutinho in the head*

Right enough shit. Sign these two players and youre going fucking nowhere son.
 
Some random journo called Ian McGarry is saying that van Dijk will be a Liverpool player by Thursday.
 
I rate him too actually and would have been happy enough to sign him as a squad option, but I'm not convinced he has the kind of quality which could improve our whole defence whereas IMO van Dijk does have that, age and fitness questions notwithstanding.
 
I rate him too actually and would have been happy enough to sign him as a squad option, but I'm not convinced he has the kind of quality which could improve our whole defence whereas IMO van Dijk does have that, age and fitness questions notwithstanding.

Are you questioning his age... the dutch surely have some kind of trustable record?? ;)
 
We changed the date that kid's father from Stoke signed the contract. It is not inconceivable for someone to change a 7 into a 9 on a birth certificate.

Interesting plot this. So he is either born in 1971 or 1991. We should definately have a look at his mom before we sign him.
 
Apparently his mate just posted an Instagram photo at Wembley, assuming it was for the Spurs-Chav game. Caption was vague, something like "We all make mistakes" and this shit deffo won't sit well he's signing for Chelsea guys we've all been here before!
 
Apparently his mate just posted an Instagram photo at Wembley, assuming it was for the Spurs-Chav game. Caption was vague, something like "We all make mistakes" and this shit deffo won't sit well he's signing for Chelsea guys we've all been here before!
Assuming you didn't edit this post, I understood it fine.
 
Apparently his mate just posted an Instagram photo at Wembley, assuming it was for the Spurs-Chav game. Caption was vague, something like "We all make mistakes" and this shit deffo won't sit well he's signing for Chelsea guys we've all been here before!

Now that is worrying. It was widely reported that he turned the Chavs down some while back, so the bit about "We all make mistakes" could be a reference to that. :(
 
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...ws/liverpool-ready-pounce-hoedt-deal-13507146
[article]However, if Saints do reluctantly grant the 26-year-old his wish to move on then Liverpool will be at the front of the queue and are prepared to shatter their transfer record.

If the Reds don’t land Van Dijk then Klopp will press ahead with Joel Matip, Dejan Lovren, Ragnar Klavan and Joe Gomez as his four centre-back options for this season.
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