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New GK coach

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Achterberg requested the appointment and interviewed the applicants. So no, at least not intentionally. The truth is he's been doing way too much for too long. Hopefully this will leave him better placed to concentrate on the first choice keeper.
 
We've also signed a new young keeper. Kai McKenzie-Lyle, a 20 year old from Barnet.

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His agent, on the left, looks like he's expecting to be arrested at any minute.
 
We've also signed a new young keeper. Kai McKenzie-Lyle, a 20 year old from Barnet.

kai-mckenzie-lyle.jpg


His agent, on the left, looks like he's expecting to be arrested at any minute.

Kai isn't looking particularly excited about it, is he?
 
Caoimhín Kelliher has been sidelined for a month following a training ground collision with Origi.
 
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No wonder the agent looks shifty. He can't fucking believe his player, who failed to break through as number 1 for Hayes and Yeading Utd in the Southern D1 East Division, is being signed by Liverpool! He's waiting for the deceased Jeremy Beadle to pop out with a mic and tell him it has all been a gag.
 
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No wonder the agent looks shifty. He can't fucking believe his player, who failed to break through as number 1 for Hayes and Yeading Utd in the Southern D1 East Division, is being signed by Liverpool! He's waiting for the deceased Jeremy Beadle to pop out with a mic and tell him it has all been a gag.

You don't play 4 games for Cockfosters without learning a thing or two
 
You don't play 4 games for Cockfosters without learning a thing or two

Yes, you tend to learn it's a long way on the tube to central London for a start. I'm sure there's many a player that has made the jump from the Southern D1 East league to the Premier league.
 
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