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{tr}
{th=rowspan:2}Club{/th}
{th=rowspan:2}Season{/th}
{th=colspan:3}League{/th}
{th=colspan:2}
FA Cup{/th}
{th=colspan:2}
League Cup{/th}
{th=colspan:2}Other{/th}
{th=colspan:2}Total{/th}
{/tr}
{tr}
{th}Division{/th}
{th}Apps{/th}
{th}Goals{/th}
{th}Apps{/th}
{th}Goals{/th}
{th}Apps{/th}
{th}Goals{/th}
{th}Apps{/th}
{th}Goals{/th}
{th}Apps{/th}
{th}Goals{/th}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td=rowspan:4}
Barnet{/td}
{td}
2015–16[14]{/td}
{td=rowspan:3}
League Two{/td}
{td}1{/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td}1{/td}
{td} {/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
2016–17{/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
2017–18{/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{th=colspan:2}Barnet total{/th}
{th}1{/th}
{th} {/th}
{th} {/th}
{th} {/th}
{th} {/th}
{th} {/th}
{th} {/th}
{th} {/th}
{th}1{/th}
{th} {/th}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
Cockfosters (loan){/td}
{td}
2015–16{/td}
{td}
SSML Premier Division{/td}
{td}4{/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td}4{/td}
{td} {/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
St Ives Town (loan){/td}
{td}
2017–18{/td}
{td}
Southern Premier{/td}
{td}3{/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td}3{/td}
{td} {/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
Hayes & Yeading United (loan){/td}
{td}
2017–18{/td}
{td}
Southern D1 East{/td}
{td}4{/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td}4{/td}
{td} {/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
Liverpool{/td}
{td}
2018–19{/td}
{td}
Premier League{/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{td} {/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{th=colspan:3}Career total{/th}
{th}12{/th}
{th} {/th}
{th} {/th}
{th} {/th}
{th} {/th}
{th} {/th}
{th} {/th}
{th} {/th}
{th}12{/th}
{th} {/th}
{/tr}
{/tbody}
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No wonder the agent looks shifty. He can't fucking believe his player, who failed to break through as number 1 for Hayes and Yeading Utd in the Southern D1 East Division, is being signed by Liverpool! He's waiting for the deceased Jeremy Beadle to pop out with a mic and tell him it has all been a gag.