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Well? That 'Frodo Baggins as a West Ham hooligan' discussion from the main Films thread got me thinking. I nominate this.  Although if you view it as a comedy alone, it's not that bad, so I might change my selection at a later date. |
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2009, 01:18:42 AM » |
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Blade.
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Flesh Gordon and the Cosmic Cheerleaders.
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2009, 01:19:52 AM » |
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Football, proper footbal,l always makes for a rubbish film (except for Escape To Victory).
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2009, 01:23:43 AM » |
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Transformers 2 was dire, The Happening was god awful but I can't think of anything that could top Leprechaun in the Hood.
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2009, 01:24:24 AM » |
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the only one i didn't turn off/walk out of, as it was my mum's birthday, was the king kong remake. it was absolutely fucking dreadful.
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2009, 01:25:25 AM » |
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Blade.
Or
Flesh Gordon and the Cosmic Cheerleaders.
You and your Blade hatred lol ! |
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2009, 01:47:45 AM » |
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Blade is ace.
Swamp Thing is pretty dire.
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2009, 01:58:16 AM » |
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The Watchmen is up there for me.
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2009, 02:00:43 AM » |
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The Watchmen is up there for me.
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2009, 03:41:30 AM » |
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The Informers. Easily the worst movie I have ever seen. And from such good source material too.
There's probably a couple others up there too but I can't remember right now. I'd even watch Transformers for a consecutive 24-hour period (which would be what? three times? four?) rather than watch The Informers again.
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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2009, 04:44:02 AM » |
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Was forced to go the pictures to watch the Twin Peaks movie. Easily my worst cinematic experience.
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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2009, 04:50:46 AM » |
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Just thought of another 'classic'... Coffee & Cigarettes.
What a pile of cumjuice that was. But then all arthouse films are fucking shit anyway, so I should have known.
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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2009, 05:05:44 AM » |
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'Night of the Lepus' is pretty bad.
Giant radioactive Rabbits.
Its easy to tell they are just normal sized rabbits filmed really close, plus rabbits are not scary anyway.
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2009, 05:22:00 AM » |
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Was forced to go the pictures to watch the Twin Peaks movie. Easily my worst cinematic experience.
Yeah, that one was a bit of a shame. Love the series; movie not so much. |
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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2009, 11:33:56 AM » |
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Discounting obvious made for tv starring Shannon tweed or micheal dudikoff type of bullshit I'd have to go for 'pret a porter'
a film so bad that even though I knew the last scene involved 20 naked supermodels I still walked out halfway through. Altman is a bit of a love himself cunt at the best of times, but this film ramped up the 'i'm a cunt factor'all the way to 11. Don't ever watch it. Ever.
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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2009, 11:51:49 AM » |
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'Night of the Lepus' is pretty bad.
Giant radioactive Rabbits.
Its easy to tell they are just normal sized rabbits filmed really close, plus rabbits are not scary anyway.
Naaah, son, that film is a classic. DeForest Kelly is in it for heaven's sake ! |
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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2009, 11:56:57 AM » |
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Has anyone seen Catwoman or Gigli?
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« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2009, 12:14:26 PM » |
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Has anyone seen Catwoman or Gigli?
Nope. Both are in the pantheon of dreadfulness. |
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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2009, 12:20:29 PM » |
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"Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves". The bastard offspring of a panto and a costume drama, with political correctness and Costner doing his usual sleepwalk through a movie thrown in for bad measure. Awful, dreadful, pitiful film.
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« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2009, 12:27:46 PM » |
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I don't recall ever being as angry and disappointed by a cinematic experience as I was by "Star Trek: The Motion Picture"
No phasers to stun.
No "she cannae take any more cap'n!"
No scrapping with monsters and aliens
No space battles or giant, green clouds in space that send you back in time.
A fucking satellite. That can think or something. But does fuck all else.
You fucking, fucking bastards. I was 7. And look what you did to me; a sentient fucking space probe. No lasers or anything.
PS Thanks for "Wrath Of Khan". Much more like it!
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