Worst Movie You've Ever Seen...

[Dreambeliever]

Blades of Glory.

I literally watched 10 minutes of that movie and turned it off.

Seemed quite shit house.

Different strokes. I loved that movie. For what is was it was well made.

Wedding Daze was the worst thing I've seen.

[gkmacca]

There was a movie I only watched in the first place because it was directed by Nic Roeg, but it was so bad it was like sandpapering your brain in an echo chamber. It's called "Full Body Massage," and featured Bryan Brown - Australia's answer to any other country's most wooden actor - and Mimi Rogers, who for the most of the movie is naked and walks around with her enormous and pendulous tits brushing her feet like over-eager Thai shoe shiners. Then she gets massaged by Brown, and as she does they discuss a variety of quasi-Nietzschean conundra. Then, thank god, it stops. What the heck was Roeg thinking??

[Herr Onceared]

There was a movie I only watched in the first place because it was directed by Nic Roeg, but it was so bad it was like sandpapering your brain in an echo chamber. It's called "Full Body Massage," and featured Bryan Brown - Australia's answer to any other country's most wooden actor - and Mimi Rogers, who for the most of the movie is naked and walks around with her enormous and pendulous tits brushing her feet like over-eager Thai shoe shiners. Then she gets massaged by Brown, and as she does they discuss a variety of quasi-Nietzschean conundra. Then, thank god, it stops. What the heck was Roeg thinking??

Unbelievably I have seen that too.

[themn]

There was a movie I only watched in the first place because it was directed by Nic Roeg, but it was so bad it was like sandpapering your brain in an echo chamber. It's called "Full Body Massage," and featured Bryan Brown - Australia's answer to any other country's most wooden actor - and Mimi Rogers, who for the most of the movie is naked and walks around with her enormous and pendulous tits brushing her feet like over-eager Thai shoe shiners. Then she gets massaged by Brown, and as she does they discuss a variety of quasi-Nietzschean conundra. Then, thank god, it stops. What the heck was Roeg thinking??

Unbelievably I have seen that too.

So have I.

Mimi Rogers (the first Mrs Tom Cruise) would get it.

[Fabio]

Themn in lust for woman shocka!!

[themn]

Themn in lust for woman shocka!!

Nothing wrong with a healthy libido.

[gkmacca]

There was a movie I only watched in the first place because it was directed by Nic Roeg, but it was so bad it was like sandpapering your brain in an echo chamber. It's called "Full Body Massage," and featured Bryan Brown - Australia's answer to any other country's most wooden actor - and Mimi Rogers, who for the most of the movie is naked and walks around with her enormous and pendulous tits brushing her feet like over-eager Thai shoe shiners. Then she gets massaged by Brown, and as she does they discuss a variety of quasi-Nietzschean conundra. Then, thank god, it stops. What the heck was Roeg thinking??

Unbelievably I have seen that too.

In a weird way, that's a comfort!