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« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2009, 01:19:37 PM »
Quote from: Judge Jules on December 01, 2009, 12:20:29 PM
"Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves".  The bastard offspring of a panto and a costume drama, with political correctness and Costner doing his usual sleepwalk through a movie thrown in for bad measure.  Awful, dreadful, pitiful film.

Ha!

I love that movie... and Alan Rickman hamming it up as the Sherrif is great.
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« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2009, 01:22:28 PM »
Meet The Spartans - dreadful
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« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2009, 01:26:39 PM »
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Meet The Spartans - dreadful

Oh yes, that is a stinker.

I think I got about 20 minutes in before fucking it off.
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« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2009, 01:44:50 PM »
Evita
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« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2009, 02:05:09 PM »
Moulin Rouge, it made me want to throw up.
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« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2009, 03:02:08 PM »
Quote from: keniget on December 01, 2009, 01:19:37 PM
Quote from: Judge Jules on December 01, 2009, 12:20:29 PM
"Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves".  The bastard offspring of a panto and a costume drama, with political correctness and Costner doing his usual sleepwalk through a movie thrown in for bad measure.  Awful, dreadful, pitiful film.

Ha!

I love that movie... and Alan Rickman hamming it up as the Sherrif is great.

Indeed he is.  It's just that he wandered into the wrong film somewhere along the line.
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« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2009, 03:20:37 PM »
Quote from: Judge Jules on December 01, 2009, 03:02:08 PM
Quote from: keniget on December 01, 2009, 01:19:37 PM
Quote from: Judge Jules on December 01, 2009, 12:20:29 PM
"Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves".  The bastard offspring of a panto and a costume drama, with political correctness and Costner doing his usual sleepwalk through a movie thrown in for bad measure.  Awful, dreadful, pitiful film.

Ha!

I love that movie... and Alan Rickman hamming it up as the Sherrif is great.

Indeed he is.  It's just that he wandered into the wrong film somewhere along the line.

Yeah Rickman is great as a villain, The Sheriff and Hans.. brilliant.
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« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2009, 03:30:47 PM »
I see so many shit movies it's pretty hard to tell between them, let alone remember there names.

Recently 'Zach and Miri make a porno' has to be up there.

As for sheer disappointment a movie has delivered, it has to be The Phantom Menace.
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« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2009, 03:42:00 PM »
I have prolly seen worse, but the 2 that stick in my head are 'Out of sight' (Soderbergh's best work My Arse!) and 'Terminator: Salvation'.
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« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2009, 04:28:32 PM »
The show we went to see was full, so for some reason we thought it would be sensible to go and watch 'The Rocketeer'.  Bad times.
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« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2009, 04:31:07 PM »
Revolver - utter SHIT !
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« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2009, 04:42:43 PM »
Kevin and Perry, blah, blah.


Awful beyond words.
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« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2009, 04:54:07 PM »
Southland tales is a bucket of badger shit. MY GOD it's awful
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« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2009, 05:19:35 PM »
Quote from: Brendan on December 01, 2009, 12:27:46 PM
I don't recall ever being as angry and disappointed by a cinematic experience as I was by "Star Trek: The Motion Picture"

No phasers to stun.
No "she cannae take any more cap'n!"
No scrapping with monsters and aliens
No space battles or giant, green clouds in space that send you back in time.

A fucking satellite. That can think or something. But does fuck all else.

You fucking, fucking bastards. I was 7. And look what you did to me; a sentient fucking space probe. No lasers or anything.

PS Thanks for "Wrath Of Khan". Much more like it!

YOu didnt like the bald chick? Grin
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« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2009, 05:23:48 PM »
Junior...
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« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2009, 05:44:56 PM »
City Slickers II was awful.  I'd add Mamma Mia - but I only watched the first 5 minutes, so I'm not sure it counts.
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« Reply #36 on: December 02, 2009, 12:21:28 AM »
Mr & Mrs Smith.

Fucking death on a stick.
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« Reply #37 on: December 02, 2009, 12:22:35 AM »
Waterworld.

Saw it when it came out in the cinema, think I left early. I've never left a cinema in my life bar that.
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« Reply #38 on: December 02, 2009, 12:30:24 AM »
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Mr & Mrs Smith.

Fucking death on a stick.

Stinker.

Didn't even get half way through it.
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« Reply #39 on: December 02, 2009, 12:43:48 AM »
Blades of Glory.

I literally watched 10 minutes of that movie and turned it off.

Seemed quite shit house.
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