We're shite and not scoring much, so how about we get distracted?
Now i'm not talking one off moments like a Tardelli, i'm talking the best consistent celebrations from people.
For me, i always enjoyed the following
Borini - he was shite but that celebration was quality
Lampard - RIP Pat Lampard
Shearer - No nonsense point like the no nonsense forward he was
Palmer - there's something endearing about someone who looks special needs doing that celebration. Like you've gone to a Barnardos day trip and one of the kids has forgot his coat.
Sturridge - It looked fucking shite, but i loved it.
Robbie Keane - So unathletic. So fucking shite. So fucking brilliant.
Of course, feel free to throw in one of moments if you like. I enjoyed Patson Daka nearly breaking his neck the other day. I enjoyed Morientes nearly getting his back broke and missing games for us because of it.
I also don't care if this thread dies.
I'm in work and killing time.
Now i'm not talking one off moments like a Tardelli, i'm talking the best consistent celebrations from people.
For me, i always enjoyed the following
Borini - he was shite but that celebration was quality
Lampard - RIP Pat Lampard
Shearer - No nonsense point like the no nonsense forward he was
Palmer - there's something endearing about someone who looks special needs doing that celebration. Like you've gone to a Barnardos day trip and one of the kids has forgot his coat.
Sturridge - It looked fucking shite, but i loved it.
Robbie Keane - So unathletic. So fucking shite. So fucking brilliant.
Of course, feel free to throw in one of moments if you like. I enjoyed Patson Daka nearly breaking his neck the other day. I enjoyed Morientes nearly getting his back broke and missing games for us because of it.
I also don't care if this thread dies.
I'm in work and killing time.
