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  1. Barba Roja
    Created by Barba Roja
    Sep 19, 2017
    Ok so I have a problem with 3 cats that are owned by the next two houses to me. Advice needed!

    So I'm allergic to cat hair. It's a common thing apparently. They just make me sneeze and kind of give me symptoms not unlike hay fever. Itchy eyes and runny nose etc.

    For some reason they really love our house. I think it was because the previous owner used to let them in and (possibly feed them) - This is a problem in that I can't leave the back door open because they'll just waltz in. That fucks me off. When I first moved in last year I was unpacking the car and one of the little shits...
  2. gkmacca
    Created by gkmacca
    Sep 19, 2017
    Huddersfield close their academy.

    They've got one or two promising players we should be after. Don't know if free agents are included in our current ban, but we should try to do what we can.



    Leading Premier League clubs are looking to take advantage of Huddersfield's decision to close their academy by recruiting some of the young players released in the shake-up for nothing....
  3. KFC
    Created by KFC
    Sep 19, 2017
    Rumours are that he is going to leave in Jan but if not Jan then most likely the summer. I think he is worth £40m but I have no idea who can afford that and want him at the same time.
    I think he could do well at Southampton or Leicester.
  4. manwithnoname
    Created by manwithnoname
    Sep 19, 2017
    Romelu Lukaku
    He's our Belgium scoring genius
    He's got a 24inch penis
    Scoring all the goals
    bellend to his toes

    To the tune of "Made Of Stone" by The Stone Roses

    This has been reported by "Kick It Out" to the FA and the club, as it is a racist stereotype and unacceptable.

    Unsurprisingly, the ever-tedious Guardian agrees:

    "The song about Romelu Lukaku’s penis is not just ‘banter’ because the trouble with supposedly positive stereotypes is that they tend to be accompanied in the minds of those who hold them by distinctly less complimentary ones.

    And so with the Lukaku chant. I’m...
  5. manwithnoname
    Created by manwithnoname
    Sep 18, 2017
    I'm not sure if this thread exists and I'm just blind, or if the general chat is in the Klopp thread, but anyway, here's the always enjoyable ratings.

    The game itself was a microcosm of our frailties, strengths and ongoing worries about Klopp's ability to build a team capable of winning the title. Does he have the required pragmatism? Because without the untold riches available to Guardiola at Abu Dhabi FC, we're going to need it.

    Plenty of rotation, as several first team players sat this one out, and a new-look midfield was tried, but the formation looked skewwhiff, with Milner...